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GR 'Scott' Cundiff

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #60 on: November 30, 2016, 12:43:08 pm »
Tell you what, this entire conversation is music to my ears.
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Tom

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2016, 12:47:42 pm »
It sounds dissonant to mine.
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Larry N.

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2016, 01:41:17 pm »
Tom, you and Scott need to have an arrangement such that you can stand each other...  ::) :o
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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2016, 01:51:54 pm »
This thread is starting to make me groan too. I'm gonna have to turn a (tone) deaf ear to it. :)
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GR 'Scott' Cundiff

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2016, 02:30:25 pm »
Tom, you and Scott need to have an arrangement such that you can stand each other...  ::) :o

Since Tom's the moderator I probably should back off and play second fiddle to him.
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GR 'Scott' Cundiff

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2016, 10:01:24 pm »
I just saw this on Facebook and thought everyone would enjoy knowing the "rest of the story."

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A, C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says to the E-flat, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender, who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized, says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."

This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off his suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, and the soap ran out in the bathroom, everything has become alto much treble; he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
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Tom and Margi

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #66 on: December 01, 2016, 10:07:46 pm »
You win!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Larry N.

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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2016, 08:26:50 am »
Wow!  ;D
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Re: A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar...
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2016, 04:55:48 pm »
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