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DearMissMermaid

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Bad Bad Doggy
« on: August 01, 2017, 10:03:21 PM »
I don't know what to do about my ill behaved doggy.

He will chase anyone on a bicycle and not come back when called.

It's scary for them and maddening for me.

Bad boy!

I took him to a professional K9 trainer that guaranteed results in 5 days or your money refunded.

At the end of 5 days I went to pick up my retrained pooch.

The trainer handed me back my money and said "I'm sorry. Here's your money back. This dog is incorrigible.  I couldn't do a thing with him. He will still chase anyone on a bicycle."

"There might be only one very sad solution to this very bad behavior."

"What's that?" I asked nervously.

The trainer took a long slow deep breath.

He stared at the ground.

I broke out in a sweat wondering what he would suggest.

Finally he looked me in the eye.

The trainer said "I am so sorry to tell you this."

I fought back the tears, scared for the future of my canine companion.

The trainer took another slow deep breath.

Finally he blurted it out.

"You have to take away his bicycle!"
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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2017, 08:03:23 AM »
ROFL! Love it. Thanks!
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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2017, 08:56:20 AM »
Now that is funny, had me going for a bit there. Thanks for sharing.
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DearMissMermaid

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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2017, 09:58:43 AM »
Glad you enjoyed a giggle today!

Living with this overactive pooch isn't easy.
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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2017, 11:22:43 AM »
Thanks for the laugh.  Now I must go clean the coffee outta my keyboard.
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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2017, 11:37:26 AM »
Hahaha, that is HILARIOUS! Its sad but I have had some of those crazy type dogs. Always look at the roof of their mouths, if its black, you are good to go. If not, walk away! That is something my dad lives by and has had some really smart ones.
None could ride a bicycle though   ;D

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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2017, 04:09:21 PM »
That's a good one, Miss Mermaid!  Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Bad Bad Doggy
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2017, 07:26:37 PM »
What's what used to be known as a shaggy dog story.

Good one.
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