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Oldgator73

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #720 on: October 09, 2017, 10:24:39 AM »
Very Funny....

https://biggeekdad.com/2011/11/the-three-little-pigs/

That's funny. Having lived in the U.K. for many years and actually attended Shakespeare performances in Stratford-Upon-Avon, I can relate to what the comedians routine depicts.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #721 on: October 10, 2017, 09:57:53 AM »
I got my THIS IS TRUE newsletter today.

Firemen are just about to sit down to dinner when the bell rings and off they go to a fire.
They get that fire out and Dispatch radios them about another fire... The Fire Station is ablaze.

They forgot to turn off the stove it seems.

That was one story.  At least one good story about a drug dealer who .. Well you are going to need to read to find out,
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judway

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #722 on: October 10, 2017, 12:23:49 PM »
I had a stupid accident about 2005 that killed my 2000 Malibu >:(. The fire department came as usual and the forgot the stove which set the building on fire. The building fire made the paper but they did not mention me :).
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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #723 on: October 17, 2017, 04:34:00 PM »
This guy must have been an RV'er. ;D

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