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garyb1st

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For pet owners of faith.
« on: July 15, 2018, 12:37:22 PM »
 Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.
 
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve
 
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
 
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
 
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him Dog.

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
 
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.  They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration.  Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
 
And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are.  The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
 
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them.  And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
 
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.

  And the Cat...

Well, the cat really didn't give a **** one way or the other!
 
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John Stephens

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2018, 03:37:22 PM »
Outstanding!
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jymbee

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2018, 10:32:05 AM »
I read this to my cat & dog. The cat smiled smugly and the dog just shrugged his shoulders.  ::)

Joezeppy

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2018, 11:42:16 AM »
LMAO!


Our newest cat is a rescue - a year on the streets and another year at the Humane Society. He thanks us every day for rescuing him...by running down the stairs and stopping right in front of us!
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John From Detroit

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2018, 11:47:10 AM »
I know just who I will forward that to.  Thanks.
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garyb1st

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2018, 12:05:38 PM »
I read this to my cat & dog. The cat smiled smugly and the dog just shrugged his shoulders.  ::)

 :))
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winona

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Re: For pet owners of faith.
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2018, 01:45:38 PM »
All goes back to "dogs have owners; cats have staff."
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