Oldgator73
Well-known member
I was going to post a long comment here but we have had a bit of an emergency arise. When I exited the shower this morning my wife noticed I had a huge crack right up the center of my butt. She is taking me to the ER to have it checked out. Haven't seen my butt in years so don't know when or why this occurred. I'll keep you posted as to the outcome/diagnosis.