Tom
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Dear Mr. President,
Over the weekend I signed up for Social Security. I figured that, since I paid into thisracket scheme for many years, I'd better get some of my money back before the fund is bankrupt. So, I didn't wait until I'm 70; In fact, I didn't wait until I'm 65.
I really hope you'll find a way to top up the pot and help put gas in my coach and my boat for the foreseeable future.
Oh, a little word on efficiency ......
I signed up online - an OK, but lengthy process. When I finished, I was told to hand deliver some "evidence" to a SSA office, which I duly did yesterday. Today I received a phone call from efficient Penelope at my nearest SSA office; She informed me I needed to "deliver evidence" to her office. I explained that I did that yesterday, and she responded with "it must be in my box, but I haven't checked it today".
I thanked Penelope, and also explained that, since I wasn't allowed to make an appointment (apparently a no-no if you sign up online), I really didn't mind waiting in line for over an hour staring at photos of yourself and the VP, and was especially grateful for the chairs. I also appreciated the "entertainment" when a local florist delivered a bouquet of roses to an employee; Everything stopped while the guard checked out the delivery guy, then called the lady, then physically went to get her and bring her to the lobby.
I had to ask "is this your birthday, or your anniversary?" She replied "my birthday". I wanted to lead the dozens of folks in the lobby in a rendition of "happy birthday to you", but figured that folks were already stressed out with the wait, so I just said out loud "congratulations".
Again, thank you for giving some of my hard earned money back, and please increase taxes so I can continue to enjoy retirement.
At this point, if we were still in the UK and writing to the Queen, I'd sign off with "thank you your Majesty, I remain your loyalslave subject".
Over the weekend I signed up for Social Security. I figured that, since I paid into this
I really hope you'll find a way to top up the pot and help put gas in my coach and my boat for the foreseeable future.
Oh, a little word on efficiency ......
I signed up online - an OK, but lengthy process. When I finished, I was told to hand deliver some "evidence" to a SSA office, which I duly did yesterday. Today I received a phone call from efficient Penelope at my nearest SSA office; She informed me I needed to "deliver evidence" to her office. I explained that I did that yesterday, and she responded with "it must be in my box, but I haven't checked it today".
I thanked Penelope, and also explained that, since I wasn't allowed to make an appointment (apparently a no-no if you sign up online), I really didn't mind waiting in line for over an hour staring at photos of yourself and the VP, and was especially grateful for the chairs. I also appreciated the "entertainment" when a local florist delivered a bouquet of roses to an employee; Everything stopped while the guard checked out the delivery guy, then called the lady, then physically went to get her and bring her to the lobby.
I had to ask "is this your birthday, or your anniversary?" She replied "my birthday". I wanted to lead the dozens of folks in the lobby in a rendition of "happy birthday to you", but figured that folks were already stressed out with the wait, so I just said out loud "congratulations".
Again, thank you for giving some of my hard earned money back, and please increase taxes so I can continue to enjoy retirement.
At this point, if we were still in the UK and writing to the Queen, I'd sign off with "thank you your Majesty, I remain your loyal