Toms...... Waltzing Across Walmart

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Well Tom I know of which I speak and you don't really want to hear Ron even attempt to sing.  I won't even begin to contemplate exposing my friends and Framily to such torment.  Ron just thinks too much of the framily to even consider putting them through such misery.

On the other hand we have heard what good singer you are and the talents of Smoky and the Admrial so lets go that direction and make it an enjoyable event. :D
 
Hey Ron, in karaoke it is not the skill that counts, but the effort!  Should would love to hear you put some effort into some singing!  ;D ;D
 
Smoky said:
Hey Ron, in karaoke it is not the skill that counts, but the effort!

How right you are Smoky. I don't buy Ron's "I can't sing" story. Some of the worst singing I've ever heard was in karaoke bars in Japan. Singing in tune is definitely not one of the requirements.
 
Smoky said:
...the longest and loudest applause went to the energetic out of tune guy?

The Oriental guy who was voted out of the American Idol contest last year was brought back and went on to make a CD. Here's one guy who can't get a single note right.

Ron san, come on down!
 
I loved that Oriental guy!  As I recall he sang, "She bangs!"  And he was voted out by the panel.  The popular vote by the American public did everything they could to keep him in the running.  Ron might be another "She bangs!" man!!  ;D ;D
 
Visions of Tom and Peter and Wally in Moab keep popping into my head.......

And as for the "She Bang" guy from AI, entertaining but a singer? Ick.
 
wendycoke said:
Visions of Tom and Peter and Wally in Moab keep popping into my head.

That was Chris, Peter and Wally. Tom was the photographer.
 
Karl said:
"Waltzing Mart-tilda"

ROTFL Karl. We should have Cliff write that song.

Waltzing Martilda, Waltzing Martilda,
You'll come a Waltzing Martilda with me,
As we opened the slideouts and put out the the BBQ,
You'll come a waltzing Martilda with me.
 
Smoky said:
Hey Ron, in karaoke it is not the skill that counts, but the effort!? Should would love to hear you put some effort into some singing!? ?;D ;D

Smoky and Ron:

Not the effort but the number of drinks it takes to convince someone to even try. ;D ;D
 
Tom....you can sing in my band anytime......Ideas I am tossing around....

Waltzing across Wal-mart while parking on their lot
Staying where the camping is free

Out come the slides, the chairs and the fake grass
The satellite has its own parking spot

Folks are a staring be we ain?t a caring
We got a claim on this spot

Waltzing across Wal-mart
Making a quick stop
We?re parking where the camping is free


Waltzing across Wal-mart while parking on their lot
Staying where the camping is free

Stocking up the RV with things that we need
It seems the parking ain?t free

The carts getting fuller and we?re getting poorer
We should have stayed out at the park

Waltzing across Wal-mart
Making a quick stop
We?re parking where the camping is free

Waltzing across Wal-mart then a wheel on our cart
Stops turning, wouldn?t you know

Over 300 carts out on the lot
We pick the one that won?t roll

We push and we shove till we get to the checkout
It?s time to get out of here

Waltzing across Wal-mart
Making a quick stop
We?re parking where the camping is free

 
Tom said:
You'll come a waltzing Martilda with me.
You knew that one would get my attention didn't ya!

Seriously, ya need to be following the real song, not the commercial version. If it says about his billy boiling in more than one place then it is a version written as part of an advertising campaign for a product called Billy Tea. And BTW, used without acknowledgement or ever paying a penny of royalties to the composer. He was paid 'five quid' for the song back in 1900.
The US gets a mention too, somebody wrongly claimed the rights to it and registered them in his name in the US! Wait for it, when Australia played Waltzing Matilda for our performance at the close of the Atlanta Olympics, we paid him for the rights to play our own song. Does that suck!  http://www.anu.edu.au/people/Roger.Clarke/WM/Copyright.html#copyrightMC  So don't make any performances of the version he registered, you might have to pay for the privilege!

And just to add to some more thread drift, the song is actually about a shearer's strike in far north Queensland and how it was broken up by police bully boys who set fire to the shearing shed to smoke the strikers out because the squatter wanted to pay less for his shearing than was enough to keep the shearer's and their families fed. One of the survivors wandered away before the police could catch him and because he was so fearful for the brutality of the corrupt coppers of the time, he took his life in a nearby billabong ( backwater creek).

This site should help set the story straight and also give you the real version of the song and how it came to be. http://www.anu.edu.au/people/Roger.Clarke/WM/

And a riddle, what was the name of the swagman? Hint: It's in the song.
 
Take #2

We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart while parking on their lot
Staying where the camping is free

Out come the slides, the chairs and the fake grass
Sitting up our RV

Folks are a staring but we ain?t a caring
If the satellite has its own parking spot

We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart
Just staying on their lot
Come in and camp with me



We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart goinga shop till we drop
Just happy as we can be

Stocking up the RV with things that we need
It seems the parking ain?t free

The carts getting fuller and we?re getting poorer
We should have stayed out at the park

We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart
Just staying on their lot
Come in and camp with me



We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart when a wheel on our cart
Stops turning, wouldn?t you know

Over 300 carts out on their lot
We pick the one that won?t roll

We push and we shove till we get to the checkout
Now it?s time for us to go

We?re waltzing thru Wal-mart
Just staying on their lot
Come in and camp with me
 

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