Chapter 2 in my quest for a Texas CMV Class B Exemption License. I go online to see what time the Anderson Mill DL Office opens, and it says 8AM. So, I show up at about 7:45; the lobby is ALREADY full of people, with a line of about fifteen folks waiting to get processed. Clearly, they open earlier than 8AM. I never did find out what time they actually opened the doors. After about NINETY MINUTES, I finally get to the head of the line, and tell the woman I need a CMV Class B Exemption to drive a motor home. She looks at me with that puzzled look, and finally pulls out a yellow form that she begins to circle on the back which parts of the test I will need to take. I noticed she skipped over the "air brakes" section, so I call to her attention that my motor home has air brakes. "Really?" she says. "We have a motor home, and we don't have air brakes." I explain to her that they probably have a GAS motor home, and I have a diesel pusher. Not sure she understood the difference. Anyhow, I wait about an hour for my number to be called. I get up to the window and again repeat "I need a CMV Class B Exemption to drive my RV" (which I CLEARLY have checked on the white form). She asks for FORTY-NINE dollars!!! "49 I asked?" I didn't think it was that much.
So, I give her my 49 bucks, and she directs me to the computer room to take my test. I already had been told by RV friends to expect TWENTY (20) questions. Test comes up, showing a total of FIFTY (50) questions. I should have stopped there, suspecting they have obviously assigned me the wrong test. But, I thought I would give it a shot. When I hit the section on HAZARDOUS MATERIALS, I knew I had the wrong test and that I was in big, big trouble. Not long after that realization, I got too many wrong answers and the computer told me I failed. WELL, DUH!!! I guess so; I don't know crap about hazardous materials.
Went back to the window and told the woman she obviously gave me the wrong test. She differed for a moment, until she called a supervisor over, WHO HAD TO CALL DL HEADQUARTERS TO FIND OUT WHAT TEST I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN. Yup, she didn't know either, AND SHE'S A SUPERVISOR. She's on the phone for a good 15 minutes, and finally tells my girl at the window, "Yup...you gave him the wrong test." At which point, neither are sure if I will be allowed to take TWO tests in ONE day, even though THEY are the ones who screwed up. Which, of course, necessitates yet ANOTHER call to DL headquarters, and ANOTHER fifteen minutes on the phone explaining to them what happened. Finally, they give their OK to go ahead and refund 38 dollars of my money and give me another test. This was, in fact, a TWENTY question test, which, by the time I took it, I was so damn rattled by this whole thing, I promptly flunked that one, too (I know; don't say it; I didn't study the general knowledge section well enough). At which point I was told I can come back another day and take it again, which I will probably do after my blood pressure returns to normal.
I'm telling you all of this so that you may prepare for the "TEST FROM HELL". Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll go smoother for you; I certainly hope so. Good luck. Oh, one more thing: I was told over the phone that THEY DO GIVE THE RV ROAD TEST AT MY ANDERSON MILL LOCATION. Ah, no. If I ever get to that point, it's given at only ONE location near Airport Blvd. in Austin. More misinformation.