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kdbgoat

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #750 on: January 04, 2018, 09:22:09 AM »
Thanks Tom, I need that, and pretty much right on time! :)
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
But I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant


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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #751 on: January 04, 2018, 03:56:12 PM »
Count how many of the following you remember!

blackjack chewing gum

wax coke shaped bottles with colored sugar water

candy cigarettes

soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

party lines (for the phone)

newsreels before the movie

P.F. flyers

butch wax

telephone numbers with a word prefix (olive - 6933)

peashooters

Howdy Doody

45 RPM records

78 RPM records

Records

S & H Green stamps

hi-fi’s

metal ice trays with levers

mimeograph paper

blue flashbulbs

Beanie and Cecil

Rollerskate keys

cork popguns

drive ins

Studebakers

Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 - You’re still young!

If you remember 6-10 - You’re getting older!

If you remembered 11-15, don’t tell your age!

If you remembered 16-25, you’re older than dirt! (NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)
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kdbgoat

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #752 on: January 04, 2018, 04:16:58 PM »
Only 61, but remember them all, plus the Bond Bread truck and the Bon Ton potato chip truck coming to the house.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
But I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant


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kdbgoat

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #753 on: January 04, 2018, 04:23:22 PM »
And on the P.F. Flyers:

https://www.pfflyers.com
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
But I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant


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Memtb

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #754 on: January 04, 2018, 05:04:55 PM »
    Remember everything but... Beanie and Cecil.       Wait....what was the question?
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Seon

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #755 on: January 11, 2018, 09:18:28 PM »
On Halloween night a young boy rang a doorbell where a man wearing an eye patch over his right eye and had a hook attached to his right fore arm. 

The boy was at awe and asked the man if he was a Pirate.  The man answered no. 

So the boy asked about the man’s hook.  Man replied that he lost his hand in a work accident.

Then the boy asked why the man had a patch over his eye. 

The man said “While leaving the Doctor’s office right after I had the hook attached a Crow flew over me then crapped,  and hitting my eye so I went to wipe it off…
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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #756 on: February 12, 2018, 07:40:20 PM »
Just in case you need a laugh:

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics corrects the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode...
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P:Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
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Seon

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #757 on: February 12, 2018, 09:22:34 PM »
 ;D on the midget
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Roy M

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #758 on: February 12, 2018, 09:49:41 PM »
Tom, the first one reminds me of my dad who taught airframe and hydraulics to RCAF ground crew during the war. When I asked him why he refused to fly he replied " I am afraid I will look out the window and see one of my ex students on the ground crew, after some of the stunts those guys pulled I won't take that chance." He was serious. ;D

Oldgator73

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #759 on: February 13, 2018, 10:16:20 AM »
Carson, North Carolina text books had MacArthur's quote as; ....."I'll be rat back"...

North Carolina has text books?  ;D ;D
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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #760 on: February 14, 2018, 02:42:19 PM »
What Women Want....

What I want in a Man, Original List


1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)


1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)


1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)


1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep, doesn’t fart in public
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)


1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet


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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #761 on: February 14, 2018, 04:43:38 PM »
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kdbgoat

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #762 on: February 15, 2018, 05:47:40 AM »
Keep it up Tom!  :)) Your posts make my day. ;D
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
But I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant


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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #763 on: February 15, 2018, 11:08:02 AM »
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they all go?

Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder of their life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using only their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

After packing the ice back in the hole, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It’s so easy to fool OLD people!

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining; I fell for it, too...
Wife said to me. "What cha doin' today?"  "Nothin'" says I.  "Ya did that yestiday!" Says she.  "I didn't get done!" says I

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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #764 on: February 15, 2018, 01:37:36 PM »
A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?”

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”
Wife said to me. "What cha doin' today?"  "Nothin'" says I.  "Ya did that yestiday!" Says she.  "I didn't get done!" says I

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Molaker

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #765 on: February 15, 2018, 04:32:33 PM »
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they all go?

Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder of their life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using only their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

After packing the ice back in the hole, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It’s so easy to fool OLD people!

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining; I fell for it, too...
Oh, I expected you to say something about "kick him in the ice hole".  Oh wait.  That's another story...


How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Cut a hole in the ice
2. Sprinkle green peas around the hole
3. When a bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.


Easy peasy
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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #766 on: February 19, 2018, 01:13:54 PM »
During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level.

The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.

“Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. Ran away from an irate mother bear, and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.”

Amazed by the story, the doctor said “You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!”

“No” the woman replied “I’m just a really, really shitty golfer.”
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Oldgator73

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #767 on: February 19, 2018, 01:43:30 PM »
I'm having a bad day. My friend, a doctor, called and said he was in big trouble. He said there's a good chance he could lose his job and his license. Seems he slept with one of his patients. He admits it was a big mistake but fears the ramifications will be insurmountable. He also has student loans that he is still paying. All the above plus having to deal with what his family thinks of him now. This is a real tragedy. Hate to see this happen to such a great guy and he was a really good veterinarian.
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Seon

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #768 on: February 19, 2018, 06:11:26 PM »
... Hate to see this happen to such a great guy and he was a really good veterinarian.

So he doesn't eat meat, only vegetables?  :o  ;D
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Oldgator73

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #769 on: February 19, 2018, 06:26:17 PM »
So he doesn't eat meat, only vegetables?  :o  ;D

Don't know his dietary habits. No reports that he ate any of his patients.
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Seon

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #770 on: February 20, 2018, 09:09:43 AM »
Don't know his dietary habits...

My bad, I misread that he was a vegetarian  ???  ;D
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Tom Hoffman

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #771 on: February 22, 2018, 02:00:23 PM »
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry all my blondie friends 😂😂
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Larry N.

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #772 on: February 22, 2018, 02:14:58 PM »
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Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

Not true. Oh the airlines usually require one, but the FAA doesn't, and the military requires one to be an officer (which you must be to fly military). But there are LOTS of non-degreed folks flying aircraft of all kinds.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #773 on: February 22, 2018, 06:02:27 PM »
Larry or Mary are right.. I recall reading a book, long time ago, and it was mentioned that the requirements for Licensed pilot DO NOT require so much as a high school diploma.... Just Flight School.  You need not even qualify for a Automobile driver's license, You can get a pilot's license at 15 or even younger. So no "Degree" needed.

I still remember one New Years Eve.. a New Pilot had gotten his new license in the morning's mail. He checked out the new Plane, To date it had flown ONE TIME From Grand Rapids. MI (Place of manufacturer) to Pontiac where it was delivered to the air club.

HE took a few friends out for drinks and a Flight.

Splatted the plane in heavy fog (he was not insturment rated) in Troy MI.

I was there from like 10 pm to 8 am guarding the site as part of ARPSC (Amateur Radio Public Servie Corps) along with the Oakland County ARRL (American Radio Relay League INC) Emergency Cordornator  (Troy is in Mcomb county by the way) In Eddy Wolfrum's (Audio Graphics) Van.

What a night. 
Nothing adds excitement like something that is none of your business
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #774 on: February 22, 2018, 08:34:33 PM »
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You can get a pilot's license at 15 or even younger.

Minimum ages in the U.S. are: Solo at 14 for gliders, license at 16. Solo at 16 for powered aircraft, license at 17.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #775 on: February 22, 2018, 08:48:17 PM »
And those ages have never been a problem. The teenage pilots I’ve known have all been exceptional kids with goals and maturity beyond their years.

Tom
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #776 on: February 23, 2018, 07:15:34 AM »
Well you know what they say about pilots
There are many OLD pilots
There are quite a few BOLD pilots
There are not many OLD, BOLD, Pilots.

LIke I said the one who ruined my New Year's Eve was over 21.  Licensed for less than 24 hours.
Nothing adds excitement like something that is none of your business
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #777 on: February 23, 2018, 09:05:41 PM »
Mother called the young bride who had just returned from her honeymoon. "How was it?" she asked. "Oh mother it was terrible, I want to come home He kept using horrible four letter words." The concerned mother asked "What kind of words?" The girl sobbed " cook, wash, iron".

Oldgator73

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #778 on: February 24, 2018, 10:27:11 AM »
John, I think you posted about propane tanks under Jokes.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #779 on: February 24, 2018, 11:29:26 AM »
John, I think you posted about propane tanks under Jokes.
I have tried to merge it but I think it has disappeared.....  I will try to find it and get it in the right place!  Thanks for the heads up.
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