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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM. 

Can you believe that!  2:30 AM?

Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
 
winona said:
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM. 

Can you believe that!  2:30 AM?

Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
First time I heard that it was playing the drums and I thought it was hysterical. What was funnier was when someone didn't get it!!
 

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Years ago, my mother-in-law began reading The Exorcist.  She said it was the most evil book she ever read.  So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to a beach, and threw it off a fishing pier into the ocean.

I bought another copy, soaked it in a pail of water, and put it in her nightstand drawer next to her bed.

My father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'm going laughing
 
I killed several zombies last night!

I did think it was funny they were holding bags of candy while knocking on my door . . .
 
I was reading in my Redneck Dictionary and came upon :
Undertaker, noun, un?​der?​tak?​er | \ˌən-dər-ˈtā-kər;  The last person to see you Naked.
Marvin
 
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

 
I love Georgie but these are just too funny. Brilliant Photoshop skills.
 

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Here is some more from my sick collection.
 

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I have a coffee cup from years ago that has the Mt Rushmore scene on it. However, it is far more revealing than your cartoon. :eek:
 
thelazyl said:
Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?

Because they are REAL good at it.
That is an urban myth. Elephants are actually pretty poor at hiding in trees. ;D
 

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