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Post a joke
« on: January 10, 2012, 08:48:55 PM »
An archaeologist was digging in the desert outside Jerusalem, when he found a crude sarcophagus. On opening it, he discovered a mummy completely intact. On further investigation, he determined that he must have this mummy inspected by professionals, so he called a museum in Jerusalem and told the curator that he had just discovered a mummy that was about 3500 years old who surely died of a heart attack.
The curator was skeptical, but the remains were transferred to the museum and thoroughly inspected.
The archaeologist received a phone call from the curator and the curator wanted to thank him for the incredible mummy and really wanted to know how he accurately dated the remains and determined the cause of death so accurately without x-rays or any of the highly technical tools the museum has.
The archaeologist simply replied:
"Well, I noticed he had a piece of parchment in his hand. Being able to read the older languages, I saw that it said '10,000 shekels on Goliath'"
Common sense to many of us is, unfortunately, the higher education some strive to attain.

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 03:03:36 PM »
A farmer was working in his barn when Chicken Little came running in screaming ......
''RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ,,,,,,,  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.....    THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING''
The farmer stopped shoveling horse poop and screamed....
''HOLLY CRAP,,,,,,,,,,,,,  A TALKIN' CHICKEN.........IM RICH''.........





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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 03:32:50 PM »
I like chicken jokes. My favorite;

I was driving past a farm on a country road when a three legged chicken passed me doing about 50mph.  I sped up to about 55, then 60, but he ran off and left me.  I stopped at the farmers house to inquire about the strange three legged chicken.  He said he was raising them because he thought a chicken with an extra 'drumstick' would be a good seller.  When I asked how they tasted, he said he didn't know, he had never been able to catch one.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 05:05:52 PM »
When I lived in a sticks and bricks home my next door neighbor saw me working in my back yard one day and came over to the fence to chat.  He saw me tamping down a large pile of dirt with the back of a shovel and asked me what I was doing.  I replied that I was burying my goldfish.  He said that it looked like an awfully big pile of dirt for a goldfish.  I replied: "Perhaps, but he was inside your cat."
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 07:44:13 AM »
       On the last day of school before Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.   The supermarket manager's daughter
brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

     The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

     The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.

     Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted up the box and noticed it was leaking a bit
And left a wet spot on her desk.  She touched a drop of the liquid
with her finger and tasted it.

     "Is it wine?" she guessed.
         
   "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
 asked, " Champagne ?"
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   "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 08:51:13 AM »
NED!  Favorite!
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2012, 09:39:40 AM »
Same school, same class, same group of kids on the first day of school.

Teacher asked each to stand, introduce themselves and to tell the class what their fathers did for a living.

First little girl;
Hi, my name is Mary and my dad is a farmer, F-A-R-M-E-R, and if he were here he would give everyone a bag of fruit.

Second little girl;
Hi, my name is Jane and my dad is a baker, B-A-K-E R, and if he were here he would give everyone a cake

First little boy;
Hi my name is Lou and my dad is a lectrician, L-E-C, L E K, E L E K, ....

The teacher said: that's okay Lou, you can sit down until you can spell it.

Second little boy;
Hi, my name is Johnny and my dad is a bookie, B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here he would lay you 8-to-5 that little dummy ain't never gonna spell electrician.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 09:59:54 AM »
Visual Joke, What do you get when a redneck wins the lottery?

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 10:01:14 AM »
Number 37! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 10:04:22 AM »
Number 37! ;D ;D ;D

Some folks can really tell a joke... ;) :D
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 10:25:38 AM »
On her way back form the market one night, an Amish woman is stopped by the police. The officer walks up to the buggy and says to the woman "Your rear reflector is broken. You need to get that fixed - it's dangerous to be out at night like that - you might get hit by a car". "Sorry", says the woman, "I'll have my husband fix that as soon as I get home". To that, the officer added "and I notice the reigns are wrapped around your horse's testicles. Some people might see this as animal cruelty - be sure to have your husband take care of that, too."

When she gets home, true to her word, she tells her husband about the reflector. While he is fixing it, she says to him "Oh, I almost forgot, the cop said there is something wrong with the emergency brake, too!"
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »
"Oh, I almost forgot, the cop said there is something wrong with the emergency brake, too!"

Truck driver picks up a lady hitch hiking. They get along very well - so well that they decide to stop and do more than just hold hands. It is a very hot day so decide to make love under the truck.

As things get very heated, they hear a voice -- "What are you doing"??

The quick thinking truck driver responds -- "Fixing the transmission".

The voice then says,

You may want to also check your brakes -- your truck is about a half mile down the road!! :) :)
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2012, 11:00:54 AM »
I like chicken jokes

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg while standing up???

A standing ovation . . .  :)
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2012, 12:15:06 PM »
Speaking of Chickens......

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
 
 
 BARACK OBAMA:
 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
 chicken wanted CHANGE!
 
 JOHN MC CAIN:
 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
 need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
 other side of the road.
 
 HILLARY CLINTON:
 When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
 the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
 from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
 deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.......
 
 DR. PHIL:
 The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
 first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
 after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
 help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
 problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
 
 OPRAH:
 Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
 wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
 from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
 give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
 not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
 
 GEORGE W. BUSH:
 We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
 know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
 either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
 
 COLIN POWELL:
 Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
 of the chicken crossing the road...
 
 ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
 We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
 been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
 
 JOHN KERRY:
 Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
 It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
 intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
 
 NANCY GRACE:
 That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
 eyes and the way he walks.


 PAT BUCHANAN:
 To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
 
 MARTHA STEWART:
 No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
 standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
 dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
 information.
 
 DR SEUSS:
 Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
 chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
 
 ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
 To die in the rain. Alone.
 
 JERRY FALWELL:
 Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
 That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
 is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
 boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
 media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.
 That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
 simple as that.
 
 GRANDPA:
 In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
 us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 
 BARBARA WALTERS:
 Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
 chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
 experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
 life long dream of crossing the road.
 
 ARISTOTLE:
 It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
 
 JOHN LENNON:
 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
 
 BILL GATES:
 I have just released eChicken2012, which will not only cross roads, but
 will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
 book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
 platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........
 reboot.
 
 ALBERT EINSTEIN:
 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
 chicken?


 BILL CLINTON:
 I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
 chicken?
 
 AL GORE:
 I invented the chicken!
 
 COLONEL SANDERS:
 Did I miss one?
 
 DICK CHENEY:
 Where's my gun?
 
 AL SHARPTON:
 Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2012, 12:53:31 PM »
Priceless, Lou..  5*****  and if you composed that beauty 10********** or more.   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2012, 01:52:28 PM »
To why did the chicken cross the road add:

Sara Palin: Fried chicken Ya betch ya.
Nothing adds excitement like something that is none of your business
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2012, 02:22:44 PM »
Also, Douglas MacArthur:" Don't worry,  "I shall return"....I think.

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2012, 01:19:45 AM »
Aggies and chickens...can't get much better

Aggie goes into a feed & seed store and asks for a flat of baby chicks...the kind with 144+/- of the little peepers in it; pays for it, loads it in his truck and drives off.  Bout a week later, the Aggie goes back into the store and asks the clerk for another flat of chicks.  Clerk makes some small talk and learns that the Aggie has just graduated and is starting a Chicken Farm down the road.  The clerk hands the Aggie the second  flat of baby chicks, collects the money and the Aggie drives off.  Ten days later the Aggie is back for another flat of baby chicks.  “Man”, the clerk says; “You are gonna have some kind of Chicken Farm out there”.  “Well”, says the Aggie, “Don’t know if I will or not.  Can’t tell if I’m planting them too deep or too far apart!” ;)

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2012, 10:58:32 AM »
Also, Douglas MacArthur:" Don't worry,  "I shall return"....I think.

Carson, North Carolina text books had MacArthur's quote as; ....."I'll be rat back"...
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2012, 11:38:19 AM »
My father posted a sign over his chicken coop that read "An Egg-a-Day keeps KFC Away"
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 09:58:00 AM »
Thanks to all of you for the great laugh!

-Roni

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2012, 12:40:51 PM »
Four men walking down the street pass a bar with a sign in window, all drinks ten cents each.

They can't believe their luck, go inside and ask the bartender if the sign was for real, and if true why?

The bartender said I hit the lottery, always wanted to own a bar and make drinks affordable.

The four men ordered drinks, and the bill was fourthy cents.

At the other end of the bar there were two elderly couples sitting and just talking, not drinking.

The men asked the bartender what was there story?

The bartender said that they were from Florida, and we're waiting for Happy Hour for two fer's.



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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 01:06:18 PM »
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away.

Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn''t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made there way home.

The next day the first woman''s husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop.

My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That''s nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, `From all of us at the Fire Station. We''ll never forget you.''"
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 10:41:30 PM »
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need

       to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

    "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

    "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,


    "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks..................

    in the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma replies,

    "Hurts, don't it?!"
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2012, 07:30:19 AM »
The Dog's Diary vs. The Cat's Diary

The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat’s Diary

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2012, 08:29:43 AM »
 Because I'm a man,
 when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at.  If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.'  We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
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 Because I'm a man,
 when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman.  You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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 Because I'm a man,
 I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like  steaks, milk or bread.  I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'tofu' or 'tampons. For all I know, these are the same thing.
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 Because I'm a man,
 when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
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 Because I'm a man,
 I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV.  If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.... though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
 (former applies mainly to engineers).
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 Because I'm a man,
 there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.  The true answer is always either golf,  cars, sports or sex.  I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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 Because I'm a man,
 you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.  Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't…… and if you are feeling amorous afterwards... then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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 Because I'm a man,
 I think what you're wearing is fine.  I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too.  Either pair of shoes is fine  With the belt or without it, looks fine.  Your hair is fine.  You look fine.  Can we just go now?
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 Because I'm a man,
 and this is, after all, the year 2012, I will share equally in the housework.  You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest..... Like hosing down the patio and wandering around in the garden with a  soda wondering what to do next.
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 This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.
 
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 10:01:27 AM »
YOUR PUN FOR THE DAY FROM SEAJAY

 A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger.

After he eats he stands up, stretches and pulls out a gun.

He shoots everyone in the room except the bartender.

The panda then puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave.

As he walks out the door the bartender asks the panda why he shot everyone.

The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia.

The bartender looks up panda and he reads

"Panda: A large black and white mammal native to China that eats shoots and leaves."

Your daily giggle courtesy of the U.S. Navy......
look again tomorrow ......cj..
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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 11:07:17 AM »
Funny story -

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately  gave myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They  were not in my pockets or purse.  A quick search in the meeting room  revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car.  Frantically,  I headed for the parking lot.  My husband, David, has scolded me many  times for leaving the keys in the ignition.  My theory is the ignition  is the best place not to lose them.  His theory is that the car will be  stolen.  As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion.  His theory was right.  The parking lot was  empty.

I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, confessed  that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.  Then I  made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered.  I always  call him “honey” in times like these.  “I left my keys in the car,  and it has been stolen.”

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped,  but then I heard David’s voice. “Betty” he barked, “I dropped  you off!”  Now it was my time to be silent.  Embarrassed, I said,  “Well, come and get me.” David retorted, “I will, as soon as I  convince this policeman I have not stolen your car?”
George


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Seajay

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2012, 06:58:14 AM »
YOUR PUN FOR THE DAY FROM SEAJAY
Post this on your bathroom mirror and have a ''Giggle with your Gargle''

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.

One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.




The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.


(note.  I am not writing these Puns.  They are being sent to me by a former friend
that still owes me money because he hates me)....cj....
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PancakeBill

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Re: Post a joke
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2012, 08:13:41 AM »
puns.  the lowest form of humor.

How about just posting punchline and let us fill in the rest.  Then if we can't, we will have found the new one.

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