Gord N.
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Bank robber walks into this bank, mask over his face...approaches the teller and says "this is a stickup", in his loudest and most frightening voice. "Stuff all the cash in this bag". He hands the bag to the teller who dutifully complies.
Robber turns and walks out, but just as he is approaching the door, the Security Guard lunges at him and tears off his mask. Robber recovers and says "You saw my face. I gotta' shoot ya." Whereupon he dispatches the Security Guard with his .45 cal. He then turns around and sees the teller looking at him. "Hey, you saw my face too. I have to shoot you", and he did.
By this time all the other people in the Bank were looking down at the floor and being very quiet. (Obviously, nobody there was 'one brick short of a load!)
So, the Robber says, "Any of the rest of you see my face?"
An old Farmer standing near the front of the crowd carefully raises his hand.
"Did you see my face, you old coot?"
"No sir", he said, "but I think my wife got a pretty good look at you".
(With profound apologies to all the wives, whom we all love dearly, I'm sure. I know I do...and I told her so, before I told her the joke!!!)
Robber turns and walks out, but just as he is approaching the door, the Security Guard lunges at him and tears off his mask. Robber recovers and says "You saw my face. I gotta' shoot ya." Whereupon he dispatches the Security Guard with his .45 cal. He then turns around and sees the teller looking at him. "Hey, you saw my face too. I have to shoot you", and he did.
By this time all the other people in the Bank were looking down at the floor and being very quiet. (Obviously, nobody there was 'one brick short of a load!)
So, the Robber says, "Any of the rest of you see my face?"
An old Farmer standing near the front of the crowd carefully raises his hand.
"Did you see my face, you old coot?"
"No sir", he said, "but I think my wife got a pretty good look at you".
(With profound apologies to all the wives, whom we all love dearly, I'm sure. I know I do...and I told her so, before I told her the joke!!!)