Let's put it this way: Some folks bear a very strong resemblance to the south end of a north bound cross between a horse and a donkey.
Talking about slow moving traffic and the idiot with the horn two stories
Woman runs out of gas, I spot her problem and pull off and park at the last cross street before the light she's stalled at, Go up and with my one good arm (Other is broken and in a cast) push her over the hill to the gas station and pump.. Idiot in Taxi cab WITH PUSH BUMPERS, behind her honking he blasted honker.
Not only did he have a push bumper equipped ex-police car, I had a broken wing!!!
Story 2: Brother tells me of a snow storm "Smokey" got on Chan-19 and ask the truckers to slow traffic,, Of course some ...er... jerk, in a 4x4 is cussing 'em out over the CB and demanding to pass.... So they let him
Then all pull on the lanyards and toot their tooters as they go past him stuck in the median cause though a 4x4 can go like the wind on a road like that... It also stops like the wind.... when it hits something (in this case a snow bank, no major damage)
I have about a hundred 4x4 on ice stories from when I dispatched Police too, We would find 'em with the aid of our cameras and .. Well.. The joke is: Front end in ditch rear on road, Front wheel driver, Rear in ditch front on road, Rear wheel drive.
Swing the camera around hit the zoom and track 'em a quarte rmile out into the field, FOUR WHEEL DRIVE and winching back to the road,,They charge BY THE FOOT.
Those stories are almost all the same.. and that joke more or less describes them.