Octave, 5th, 3 steps, it's all greek to me IM A DRUMMER!!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how to get a drummer off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
How can you tell when a drummer is knocking at your door??? 1- The knocking speeds up. 2- He doesn't know when to come in.
What is the best way to confuse a drummer??? Put sheet music in front of him.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
Oh I got a million of them.
P.S. I am first and foremost a drummer.