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Daisy:
This apparently has been around the internet for awhile, but it's the first time I've seen it.  Enjoy!!


Barbecuing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man says, “Hey, let’s have a barbecue tonight. I’ll cook and you can relax!”

This is what happens ...

1. The man goes out to the patio, grabs a beer, and begins to prepare the grill.
2. The woman goes to the store and buys all vegetables, meat, paper plates, and so on.
3. The woman washes and chops the vegetables, fixes the salad, and prepares the vegetables and side
dishes and dessert.
4. The man sits down with another beer, lights the grill, and observes it for a while to make sure it’s working.
5. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, making sure it stays lit.
6. The man ceremoniously places the meat on the grill.
7, The woman goes inside to get the plates ready and check the vegetables.
8, The man double-checks the beer cooler and has another one. The woman comes back out to remind the man that the meat is burning.
9. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
10, The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
11. After eating, the woman clears the table, disposes of the trash and does the dishes.
12. The man grabs a beer and goes inside to watch the game.
13. The woman goes back outside and turns off the grill.
14. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!

Daisy

boatbuilder:
LOL!!!

Just Lou:
It seems to me that the woman could have inquired about the quantity and coldness of the beer supply on one of those trips to the patio.  That's assuming she really did intend to be helpful.  ;) :D

Betty Brewer:
Oh my gosh, I am laughing out  loud.  Terry does not drink beer but so many parts of the  story ring true.

I am now waiting for our pork chops on grill to be finished. Terry is manning the Weber!  Table is set, side dishes are ready and I have a minute to read the RVForum!

edjunior:
Heh...everything is spot on except that I prepare the meat also.  DW does not touchie da meat.  And I do believe you're a beer or two short somewhere in there!!

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