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[Tulecreeper]

Had some PJ’s live down the street from us at Nellis. Not a stable bunch.

My kind of fellas!

 

[Rene T]

Had some PJ’s live down the street from us at Nellis. Not a stable bunch.

I thought pj’s were pajamas.

 

[jymbee]

Love this...

 

[jymbee]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[John From Detroit]

I will not be overeating on Thanksgiving.... But.. Well... There's always Christmas.

 

[DonTom]

 

[DonTom]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Tulecreeper]

I thought pj’s were pajamas.

Pararescue Specialists..about as hard core as the Air Force gets.

 

[John From Detroit]

Pararescue Specialists..about as hard core as the Air Force gets.

Considering the book I'm reading just now I should have keyed to that
The main character is a Police Chief Detective. but in his earlier life.. A Paratrooper
(Parachute Jumper is what I assume PJ stands for).

 

[Kirk]

 

[John From Detroit]

On the last day of school before Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter
brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted up the box and noticed it was leaking a bit
And left a wet spot on her desk. She touched a drop of the liquid
with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
asked, " Champagne ?"
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"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!
(IF the fictional teacher thinks that liquid tasted like fine wine.... Well what do you think fine wine tasts like?)

And folks.... Is why I don't drink alcohol.

 

[NY_Dutch]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Oldgator73]

(Parachute Jumper is what I assume PJ stands for)

Not parachute, para rescue.

 

[Larry N.]

Not parachute, para rescue.

Hmmm... PJ=Para Rescue. Granted that PR is the current designation (and long term in the past too) but the J has to stand for Jump, somewhere along the line, like Smokejumpers, etc.

 

[Oldgator73]

Hmmm... PJ=Para Rescue. Granted that PR is the current designation (and long term in the past too) but the J has to stand for Jump, somewhere along the line, like Smokejumpers, etc.

The term "Para Jumper" is a retronym of the initials "PJ" which represent the Military Duty Identifiers; P =Parachutist and J= Diver,[28] that were used on an Air Force Form 5 (Aircrew Flight Log) to identify anyone who is on board in order to jump from the aircraft. Pararescuemen originally had no "in-flight" duties and were listed only as "PJ" on the Form 5. The pararescue position eventually grew to include duties as an aerial gunner and scanner on rotary wing aircraft, a duty now performed by aerial gunners. Currently, aircrew qualified Pararescuemen are recorded using aircrew position identifier "J" ("Pararescue Member") on the AFTO form 781.[29]

 

[Chef Duane]

We used to call the Base Commander at USCG Terminal Island the HMFWIC. PM me if you wanna' know.

 

[udidwht]

How'd Helen Keller burn the side of her face?

Answering the iron.

How's Helen Keller drive?

One hand on wheel the other on the road.

What did Helen Kellers parents do to her for punishment?

Put a plunger in the toilet.