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[NY_Dutch]

If you don't like waiting and filling out forms at the emergency room just show up covered in blood - BTDT...

The second way is to walk up ghost white and tell the desk lady you think you are having a stroke - Did that too... BP was like 210/140...

Been on BP meds ever since...

I was out of the ambulance and in an ER treatment room with most of the glass plucked out and the holes patched before anyone came around to process me in. I don't know who paid the bill, but it wasn't me. Maybe the owner of the Dunkin Donuts shop I was sitting in when the car came through the front wall picked it up.

 

[NY_Dutch]

 

[Ex-Calif]

I was out of the ambulance and in an ER treatment room with most of the glass plucked out and the holes patched before anyone came around to process me in. I don't know who paid the bill, but it wasn't me. Maybe the owner of the Dunkin Donuts shop I was sitting in when the car came through the front wall picked it up.

Holy Moley - Sounds like you were an extra in a Jason Statham flick...

 

[Krazeehorse33]

Ex-Cali….chest pains gets you bumped too.

 

[John From Detroit]

Reminds me of the traveling salesman and no.. not the farmer's daughter...

The house wife invited him to stay for lunch. he commented that the plates did not look all that clean and she replied "They are as clean as soap and water can get them"

IT was a good lunch.. Then she put the plates on the flooor

Hear Soap, Here Water (her dogs).

 

[John From Detroit]

I walked in... told them my symptoms (Gasping for breath. no stamina) and ..... WOW! (That was 8 years ago so they did a good job)

 

[Edd505]

Ex-Cali….chest pains gets you bumped too.

Urgent care fits with the chest pain but the pain works every time and any where, I represent that. Here's a few of my favorites.

 

[NY_Dutch]

 

[Rob&Deryl]

I walked in... told them my symptoms (Gasping for breath. no stamina) and ..... WOW! (That was 8 years ago so they did a good job)

I hear you. Cutting to front of the line and stating loudly, “I am having a heart attack, right now!” got some attention.
Previously, walking in at 3 am with no one around… through the doors to the ER and a nurse says, can I help you… my arms hurt. Instant attention.

ok, folks, back to jokes

 

[John From Detroit]

Well in my case there was no line to cut in front of. But the paperwork waited till later .

Page 2ll The post with all the signes above.. one of them is "Frozen over" been there.

 

[RRR]

Or driving the truck and trailer into the newish hospital (about 1977) limping to the ER and standing there for a few minutes while the staff finished with the latest gossip.

"May I help you?" "Yeah, I just stuck a hatchet in my foot." They all jumped up and off I went. Minor cut right in my instep, bruised, sock full of blood. Man that hurt.

 

[DonTom]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[John From Detroit]

Why Did Humpty have a great fall?

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

The Snackle box

 

[Krazeehorse33]