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A man in his 80's goes to doctor for a physical, test are done and doctor tell him he's in good shape. Man says he would like a sperm count test also, so doctor gives him a bottle and says to come back tomorrow. Next day he returns and hands the doc the bottle. Doc looks and says that the bottle is empty and ask why.
The man says that he tried his right hand--no results-- left hand , same. so tries both hands, nada. So wife tries right and left and then both hands--no--she has strong lips, nada, even tried her teeth. The man then tells the doc that no matter what they tried, they just could not that dang lid off!
 
Interesting, to me at least, that narrative type jokes seem funnier for some reason when encapsulated in a large graphic.
 
Boat Bum said:
A guard who witnessed the escape over the wall was heard to remark, that's a little condescending.
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I try to resist being "that guy" but...

This joke works better as this...

"A guard who witnessed a little person escape over the wall was heard to remark, "That's a little condescending."

I know we can't say midget any more (for good reason - i.e. we don't want Will Smith giving us a byatch slap) but "little person" doesn't seem right to me.

Not to make Joke thread political but anyone who follows Dave Chappelle knows the LBGTQ+ community has problems with him. Couple of points he makes (paraphrasing), "Why they gotta have the whole damn alphabet. Leave some damn letters for the rest of us. You already damn took all the colors for your rainbow."

To me that is humor.

Any comedian is 100% at liberty to make white jokes - especially WASP jokes as opposed to all the "white genre." For me, I don't care. It's humor. When you take on this conversation the argument inevitably comes back, "Well it's OK because white guys have had it their way too long."

There is no principle in that argument. Either you can or cannot single out groups for stereotyping.

Sorry - taking my soapbox and going home now.

And...

What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA second string.
What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer.
What's the difference between gravity and a white man? Gravity holds everyone down equally.
Why can't (couldn't) Stephen Hawking play basketball? Because he's white.

I'll be honest - the only joke there that gets a reaction from me is the police officer joke. And that's the key. Is that a white joke or a police joke. There are lot of types of white - English, Welsh, Irish... redneck - as above) etc.

Anyhoo have a great day...
 
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If you go bald in the front it means you are smart.
If you go bald in the back it's because you think too much.
If you go bald all the way across it's because you think you are smart.
 
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