Men vs. Women and Dirt

[ArdraF]

Jerry was going through an old file today and came across the following.  We don't remember where or when we saw it, but it still makes us chuckle.  Hope you enjoy it too.

    The primary difference between men and women is that women can see extremely small quantities of dirt.  Not when they're babies, of course.  Babies of both sexes have a very low awareness of dirt, other than to think it tastes better than food.
    But somewhere during the growth process, a hormonal secretion takes place in women that enables them to see dirt that men cannot see, dirt at the level of MOLECULES, whereas men don't generally notice it until it forms clumps large enough to support agriculture.

ArdraF  ;D

 

[RoyM-WO]

The writer must have met my wife. ;D

 

[ArdraF]

Jerry would say the exact thing!  :  We DO laugh because he can't see dust bunnies that I can't help but see.

ArdraF

 

[Larry N.]

There's sure a lot of truth in that, Ardra.  8)

 

[taoshum]

itsy, bitsy, micro spider webs that require polarized light to illuminate are only slightly less visible than "dirt" to some folks...

 

[prfcdoc1]

Belly laughs from Kathy and I both.
Bob

 

[Irover]

  My Dad use to say: "everyone eats at least a peck of dirt in their lifetime!" Mom Despised him! Dad also said: "a little dirt is good for the immune system!" LOL!

 

[Gary RV_Wizard]

My wife has that hormone in prodigious quantity, but my daughter apparently inherited a much lesser amount.