And as you know If it can be done wrong... IT will be.,
Many years ago, I let oil change places do my oil changes . I let them screw up three times before I made my own rule that if it is something that I can do myself, I will.
The last time I used them, the next day I was more than 100 miles from home in the middle of nowhere, at night, when I lost all oil pressure when the oil filter dropped to the road.
Fortunately , I always had 5 quarts of oil and a filter in the car and I was able to fix it on the side of the road. But I was then worried about if a motorcycle came up that road with all the spilled oil.
That was before the cell phone days, so not much I could do in the middle of nowhere.
I once dumped a bike when the sun was in my eyes and I did not see many quarts of oil on the road. So I know what can happen. I used to wonder how that much oil can end up on a road, but I learned the hard way.
I assume six quarts of oil dumped on a road justifies a call to 9-1-1 these days.
Did you get calls like that when you were telling the cops where to go?
-Don- Reno, NV