Boat Bum
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When observed going over the wall a guard was heard to say, that's con descending
80 years! Are you shi…kidding me! Sex doesn’t normally start until what, unless your really ugly maybe 12-13 years old. That means it goes on until age 92 or 93. That’s not normal sex. This is the reason I’m an Atheist.When God created man he gave him 80 years of normal sex life.
One of my favorite jokes is when I would take a tour of a cavern. Every tour stops deep in the cave and the ranger usually chats with the group for a few minutes. They will always turn off all the lights for a few minutes to show us what total darkness really looks like. At that point I like to open my mouth real wide and blow real hard on the back of my hand to create a very realistic farting noise. The children who are in the audience laugh their heads off.When farting in a crowded elevator, TIMING is all important when exiting!
Glorious sounds of coiffing when the doors close behind you.
5 stars if you hear "A$$hole"
Make sure they are not seated close to you. Which one are you going to? I have been to most of the larger caves in the US. My favorite is Mammoth Caves NP. You can hike down to the cave and take an elevator back up. Carlsbad Caverns NP has the best bat show. Millions of bats pouring out of the cave at sunset. Crystal Cave in Sequoia NP is hard to get to but worth the effort. Boyden Cavern in Kings Canyon is great since virtually no one knows about it and very few ever take the tour. Wind Cave NP was a massive disappointment. Not much there.AND I have plans to take Great Grand Kids to the caves this spring! Idea stolen... Thanks Selerbird
That's the trouble with aging. It's your neck that goes stiff.
Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon Caverns? I'm intrigued with spending the night in the bedroom at the bottom of the cavern.Make sure they are not seated close to you. Which one are you going to? I have been to most of the larger caves in the US. My favorite is Mammoth Caves NP. You can hike down to the cave and take an elevator back up. Carlsbad Caverns NP has the best bat show. Millions of bats pouring out of the cave at sunset. Crystal Cave in Sequoia NP is hard to get to but worth the effort. Boyden Cavern in Kings Canyon is great since virtually no one knows about it and very few ever take the tour. Wind Cave NP was a massive disappointment. Not much there.