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[A Traveler]

Three guys are sitting in a bar talking. The first guy says, “I like this place. If you buy three beers, they’ll give you the fourth one free.”

The second guy says, “I get a better deal at the bar near my house. You only have to buy two beers there, and you get the third one free.”

The third guy slowly sets his beer on the table, looks at the other two and just shakes his head. Then he says, “You guys need to come over to the bar near my place. Over there we got a bar where they’ll give you all the drinks you want for free, then they‘ll take you upstairs and get you laid.”

The other two guys are incredulous. Finally the first guy asks, “Has this actually happened to you?” The third fella replied, “Well no, but it has happened a couple times to my sister.”

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Western Slope]

Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a real life situation.

 

[Western Slope]

Do the Medicare Supplement telemarketers have similar celebrations?

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[John From Detroit]

Some days are like this

 

[Matt_C]

Dear People,
The placement agent bought the add to run X-many times once a "some thing" without a calendar handy...
I am glad this is mystery to you, but it is the same sort of thing that happened in the contract test labs they I either worked in or ran. A client would call (typically on Friday) to ask if he could get a test run before the next Friday. The specified test takes 200 hours. There are 168 hours in a week. It is late on Friday and my set up technician want to go home.
Matt

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Joezeppy]

Two old guys with bad hearing on a park bench...

Three old guys with bad hearing on a park bench:

1. It's windy today.
2. No, I think it's Thursday.
3. I'm thirsty, too - let's go grab a beer.

 

[Western Slope]

 

[jymbee]

Clean up on aisle 9!

 

[Western Slope]

Thank goodness for the Cowboy State Daily with their Darwin awards.

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[John From Detroit]

Thank goodness for the Cowboy State Daily with their Darwin awards.

Dang he almost made it out the door...

www.darwinawards.com

Look for the story "Living on Zionist Time"
I used to have the T-Shirt but wore it out
It's a good one.. Mistitled though.. (Live.. Not many Darwin awardees do that).

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Oldgator73]