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[Mark_K5LXP]

 

[Mark_K5LXP]

 

[Oldgator73]

I called my wife and asked if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home.
She just grunted.
She hasn’t gotten over letting me name the twins.

 

[Oldgator73]

My wife said she was going to donate her clothes for starving women.
I said women that can fit into your clothes aren’t starving.
That’s how the argument got started.

 

[Boat Bum]

I came home to my wife giggling and jumping up and down on the bed. I said what are you so happy about? She said the doctor told me I had the body of an 18 year old.

me: What did he say about your 40 year old ass?
her: Your name never came up.

 

[ziplock]

50 jokes about all 50 states:

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These are CUTE jokes.

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[old_toys]

 

[Wasillaguy]

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[NY_Dutch]

"I'm not doing Black Friday this year. It's gotten too commercialized." - unknown

 

[Kirk]

 

[SMR]

I learned that if you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner......you can save a ****load of money on Christmas gifts!

 

[SMR]

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[Chef Duane]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Mark_K5LXP]

 

[Ray-IN]

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The trouble with that is; it's usually too late to avoid..

 

[DonTom]

 

[Boat Bum]