I met my wife of 25 years the old fashion way... in a bar... LOLDaddy, how was I born? Well son your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at a cyber café. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There is were Mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop up appeared that said you got male.