This! This is the laugh I needed tonight.On her way back form the market one night, an Amish woman is stopped by the police. The officer walks up to the buggy and says to the woman "Your rear reflector is broken. You need to get that fixed - it's dangerous to be out at night like that - you might get hit by a car". "Sorry", says the woman, "I'll have my husband fix that as soon as I get home". To that, the officer added "and I notice the reigns are wrapped around your horse's testicles. Some people might see this as animal cruelty - be sure to have your husband take care of that, too."
When she gets home, true to her word, she tells her husband about the reflector. While he is fixing it, she says to him "Oh, I almost forgot, the cop said there is something wrong with the emergency brake, too!"
When I took Phys Ed in college they told of one Professor of same who was always Running. the College board objected to him wearing sweath (you should wear a suit they said) His doctor told hin to slow down you'll wear your heart out.. The Proff bet the doc that in 10 years "I'll be in better shape than you".. Alas the Proff never collected on that bet.... The doc died.At the age of 98, George Burns stated, “If I’d taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.”