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A man is pulled over for speeding. The trooper says that if the driver could give him a good reason for speeding, that he would let him go with a warning. The speeder replied "My wife left me for a trooper. I thought you were him trying to give her back"
 
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Q: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ?
  • 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
  • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
  • 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
  • 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
  • Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
  • 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
  • 5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
  • 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
  • 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
  • 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
  • 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
  • 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
  • 12 to post F.
  • 8 to ask what F means.
  • 7 to post 'Following' but there's a tab at the top right that means you don't have to.
  • 15 People to post "I can't see the image" and use their own light bulbs.
  • 6 to report the post or PM an mod because they think someone violated rules.
  • 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
  • 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
  • 5 mods to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
  • 20 to give up on the forum and take their dogs for a walk instead.
  • And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.
  • 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 4 years later and start it all over again.
 
Krazeehorse33 said:
How forums work:

Q: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ?

  • 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 4 years later and start it all over again.
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Tru-all-dat...

There are a bazillion other types of drift but one of my favorites is along the lines of, "You can save a lot of money by rewinding the filament in the old bulb."

And the ones like, "You don't actually need light bulbs. You should buy $8000 worth of night vision gear."

And I can't stop without mentioning this one, "I don't have any useful information about light bulbs but does anyone know why my steps (fridge, A/C, furnace etc.) stopped working?"
 
ziplock said:
Been A LONG TIME since I saw this joke! my guess 2003 on my garden forum.

How many people does it take to plant a Dalhia bulb?
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My favorite to this day in this line is "how many lawyers does it take"
There are a few answers like "Only one, to change it from yours to his"
Bit the one I like best... takes a while to read (I have a copy on the hard drive)
Whereas the party of the first part, here in and hear after referred to as The Light Bulb, and the ...
 
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