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[Ex-Calif]

Yup....

 

[jymbee]

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[John From Detroit]

Ok reply to the "He wants to but he can't"

Believe it or not..... I know this guy.

Frank Hayes on you tube

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[John From Detroit]

As funny as "I kind of think that's your job" is.
That soon to be financially poor idiot is gonna get told.

 

[whiteva]

How fast? I can review my front/rear camera with GPS for that exact figure. What did you get?

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Boat Bum]

As funny as "I kind of think that's your job" is.
That soon to be financially poor idiot is gonna get told.

Yeah, those always sound funnier in your head and seldom solicit a smile.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Motorist: Because you got mostly C's in high school?

D'oh

 

[Old_Crow]

Cop once told me, "Sir, can you please control your wife?" I said, "You've got the gun, you control her...I've been trying to get her to shut up for 10 years now."
He wasn't amused, but oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of the other cop, who was the one my wife had been mouthing off too. I still got the ticket, though.

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Edd505]

As funny as "I kind of think that's your job" is.
That soon to be financially poor idiot is gonna get told.

It was my job for years.

 

[John From Detroit]

It was my job for years.

Mine was related (I get paid cause I told cops where to go).
I've also helped many, and continue to help many, to contemplate the wisdom of their ways.
(but that's another matter) Yup patting yourself on the back cause you are getting away with driving a car you swiped...... NOT ON MY WATCH.

 

[Ex-Calif]

 

[Edd505]

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I odered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll be able to answer one of the questions soon.

 

[Boat Bum]

I hate being bi-polar, it's awesome.

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Ex-Calif]

Surprised there isn't a warning about how bacon fat can catch fire and is hot so don't leave it unattended it and don't dump the grease in your lap.

 

[John From Detroit]

When I was in school only the girls were taught cooking.
I was "Home schooled" in how to cook.
Oh and I just fried a pound of bacon and it came out just the way I wanted.