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[jymbee]

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260 Calories in TWO slices?!?

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[John From Detroit]

Believe it or not there is an answer to that question however... I have no desire to enter that argument. There are two basic differences I can think of off hand... likely more if I try.
But that's all I'll say.

 

[Ex-Calif]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

Last week it cost me $26 to fill my Dixie Chopper. This week $23.50. Price is $3.69.

 

[whiteva]

63 gallons non E @ $4.99 for the boat
47 gallons 100LL@ $7.10 for the airplane
53 gallons diesel @ $3.99 for the truck
1 gallon gas for the weed-eater $4.99
1 gallon of milk $ 3.29
1 gallon of bottled water $1.59

All of that in one week...The gallons are killing me!

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Vanbrat]

The ability to make everyone happy is nearly impossible.
But it is a piece of cake to really piss them off.


Just something funny I saw today

 

[Krazeehorse33]

Truth!

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Alaskansnowbirds]

I can see 'em

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[DonTom]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

[whiteva]

NO OVERTIME EVER:
I am a RV service advisor: TOO many folks to piss off during a 8 hour day.
I just will not work past 4 o'clock to feed my ego.

 

[Ex-Calif]

 

[Boat Bum]