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[PaulBates]

 

[Rene T]

If only it were contagious...

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Why do you say that?

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Oldgator73]

Hmm.

 

[Ex-Calif]

Why do you say that?

Would save me a ton on Viagra...

 

[PaulBates]

 

[PaulBates]

 

[SpencerPJ]

Maybe not a joke, but a great idea

 

[PaulBates]

 

[PaulBates]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[PaulBates]

 

[Boat Bum]

I'm getting conflicting message from the local R&B station, I don't know if I'm supposed to Get down on it, or, Get up off of that thang.

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Oldgator73]

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I once Farted in a staff meeting. Told my wife and she said she would have just walked out and quit on the spot. Wasn’t a big deal for me.

 

[whiteva]

When farting in a crowded elevator, TIMING is all important when exiting!
Glorious sounds of coiffing when the doors close behind you.
5 stars if you hear "A$$hole"

 

[Krazeehorse33]

When farting in a crowded elevator, TIMING is all important when exiting!
Glorious sounds of coiffing when the doors close behind you.
5 stars if you hear "A$$hole"

Reminds me of the old joke, an elevator smells different to a midget.

 

[Boat Bum]

which reminded me of:

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.