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[Oldgator73]

EVERYONE
AT SOME
POINT
HAS
GAMBLED ON
A
FART &
LOST

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

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[Oldgator73]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

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[John From Detroit]

The story goes someone made a translator computer.... English to Russian. So they translated Out of Sight, Out of mind to Russian.
And translated the result back to English
Invisible Imbecile, was the return.

And thanks for the memory.. and a laugh.

 

[Edd505]

 

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[John From Detroit]

Till someone drinks your beer

The timid little man was sitting in the bar looking at his beer for about an hour when the Big Tattooed Burly Biker came in and they exchanged some words.. Then the Biker took the little guys' beer and downed in in one gulp.. The little guy started to cry.
The Biker said "Hey. it's nothing to cry about, I'll buy you a fresh beer"

The little guy told the biker he did not understand:
"When I got to work today they told me I was fired as the result of the recent merger. So I went home early and found my wife in bed with my best friend.. So I've been sitting here for the last hour contemplating suicide AND YOU JUST DRANK MY POISON.

 

[Edd505]

 

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[John From Detroit]

Well I guess the Politicians are speaking tomorrow..

Wind Advisory issued February 14 at 3:42AM EST until...
...WIND ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM TO 4 PM EST WEDNESDAY... *

 

[Edd505]

 

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[Kirk]