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[jymbee]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Chef Duane]

I've decided I'm going to do an extended tour of Europe and maybe even Greece. Got it all planned out.

 

[NY_Dutch]

I've decided I'm going to do an extended tour of Europe and maybe even Greece. Got it all planned out.

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Here in upstate NY, we can do Amsterdam, Mexico, Rome, Chili, Liverpool, Norway, Poland, and Copenhagen, and be home in time for dinner...

 

[Rene T]

Here in upstate NY, we can do Amsterdam, Mexico, Rome, Chili, Liverpool, Norway, Poland, and Copenhagen, and be home in time for dinner...

In Maine we can do Norway, Denmark Paris and Sweden and be home for brunch.
Update: forgot Poland Me

 

[John From Detroit]

In Maine we can do Norway, Denmark Paris and Sweden and be home for brunch.

Been to Paradise, ****, Moscow, California> Athens and Holland. Without leaving Michigan.

 

[NY_Dutch]

Been to Paradise, ****, Moscow, California> Athens and Holland. Without leaving Michigan.

I'm guessing the forum software blanked out this place in MI.

Hell, Michigan

****, Michigan's Official Website

www.gotohellmi.com

 

[Punomatic]

We just go to Boring, Oregon

 

[RRR]

But can you get a Hard Rock Cafe jacket in one of them?

Our fraternal twins, went to France and Spain when they were in 8th grade. They just turned 44 in April, so do the math. Daughter bought a Hard Rock jacket in Paris and a few months ago her daughter, 12, was digging around in the closet and tried it on. Little big but she wears it.

 

[RayIN]

I've decided I'm going to do an extended tour of Europe and maybe even Greece. Got it all planned out.

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Make a longer trip, Indiana has Russia, Moscow, America, Aroma, South bend in N. Indiana, French Lick in S. Indiana is not like you'd expect.

 

[RayIN]

A thread in General Discussion is about stud finders.
I've never been able to use a stud finder___ every time I turn one on it beeps.

 

[NY_Dutch]

A thread in General Discussion is about stud finders.
I've never been able to use a stud finder___ every time I turn one on it beeps.

Mine beeps once when I turn it on, and then stays quiet until it senses something.

 

[John From Detroit]

I'm guessing the forum software blanked out this place in MI.

Hell, Michigan

****, Michigan's Official Website

www.gotohellmi.com

yes it did But it is a real place I have danced there.

 

[Kirk]

 

[Tulecreeper]

I've been to Dildo, NL. It's right across the bay from Spread Eagle.

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Chef Duane]

Don't be 'that guy...'

 

[RayIN]

Don't be 'that guy...'

In Thermopolis WY is an entrance to Buffalo Bill state park. To get there from the main road you must drive under a RR bridge with 12' clearance.
He never stopped after starting under the bridge.

 

[Kirk]

 

[SMR]

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the Hwy coming home.​

So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him......
"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"