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[Jackiemac]

Stick to the jokes please

 

[jymbee]

Guy walks into am auto parts store and asks the clerk if he can get a windshield wiper for a '92 Yugo. Clerk thinks for a moment and says "Sure, sounds like a fair trade."

 

[Boat Bum]

Guy sees sign Talking Dog $10 so he stops and inquires. Owner says dog is out back, so they guy goes back to see. About 30 minutes later the guy comes back incredulous, he says that dog is amazing. They guy says, did he tell you he worked intelligence for the government because of his ability? Yes, the guy said excitedly pulling $10 from his pocket, to which the owner said, the dog's a damn liar, he never did any of that.

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Lou Schneider]

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You're ignoring that the ship was pushed off course by hurricane force winds. Of course the show was real.

 

[NY_Dutch]

The latest cold front came through, and it has me a bit worried...

 

[bill dane]

It is so cold in Montana that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

 

[Chef Duane]

It's a known fact that Koi fish are very intelligent and always travel in a school of 4. When attacked the 'A', 'B', and 'C' Koi fish will scatter leaving behind the 'D' Koi.

 

[Wasillaguy]

It's a known fact that Koi fish are very intelligent and always travel in a school of 4. When attacked the 'A', 'B', and 'C' Koi fish will scatter leaving behind the 'D' Koi.

And we've reached Dad joke level.

 

[jymbee]

It's a known fact that Koi fish are very intelligent and always travel in a school of 4. When attacked the 'A', 'B', and 'C' Koi fish will scatter leaving behind the 'D' Koi.

Note to mods: We really need a GROAN emoji here!

 

[Chef Duane]

And we've reached Dad joke level.

Oh, I've got other jokes. But I understand this is a family forum.

 

[John From Detroit]

The latest cold front came through, and it has me a bit worried...

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OK that is snagged, sent to phone, soon to be sent to ID-52 and at 15:00 hrs UTC will be broadcast on D-star REF035C all over this ball of dirt. (Thank you)

 

[Boat Bum]

And we've reached Dad joke level.

Well, it's apparent.

 

[Heli_av8tor]

It was bound to happen. All of the funny jokes have been told.

 

[Boat Bum]

Since we're on groaners...

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[whiteva]

Stick to the jokes please

Yes Sir!
Did ya hear the one about two pastors in a bar with Jackiemac?

(I just could'nit help it, must be the lack of meds again)

 

[Wasillaguy]

No, she said she couldn't believe 2 guys walked "past her"