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[krazeehorse]

 

[Chef Duane]

Chuck Norris got into the tiger enclosure at the zoo. He went over and pet the tiger. The tiger looked at him and emitted a low "Grrrrr ......" The zookeeper saw this and came over and said calmly "Get up and back away slowly..." So the tiger got up and backed away slowly.

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Wasillaguy]

They want us to believe AI is poised to fix every problem known to man, and I can't change channels without adjusting my TV volume 30%.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Boat Bum]

^ Truth

 

[jymbee]

 

[whiteva]

OMG... I had to read it twice...
Am I going blond?

 

[jymbee]

 

[Chef Duane]

I rode my bicycle to the liquor store yesterday and bought a bottle of my favorite single malt. Then it dawned on me that I fell off the bike the bottle of scotch might break. So I drank it. Good thing too... I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

 

[jymbee]

My hero...

 

[Jackiemac]

My hero...
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That's me!!

 

[Wasillaguy]

I'm starting a career as a musician/celebrity- "Chicken Parmesan".
I grew up listening and being inspired by groups like Meatloaf, Ice Tea, and The Black Eyed Peas.

 

[Chef Duane]

Sailor on leave goes to a tattoo parlor and asks the tattooist "Does a tattoo hurt?" Guy responds "Well, it depends upon the area." Sailor says "I'm from Oklahoma."

 

[Boat Bum]

The blonde secretary saw her boss with a thermos and asked what it was. He said it's a thermos. She replied what does it do? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold he told her. Oh, that's so cool she said.

The next day the boss comes in and sees a new thermos on the secretary's desk so he asks what do you have in your thermos? Beaming proudly she says two cups of coffee and a popsicle.

 

[whiteva]

 

[Boat Bum]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[whiteva]

Is today TU or TH?