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[RayIN]

 

[RayIN]

The had one job_

 

[jymbee]

 

[RayIN]

An archaeologist was digging in the desert outside Jerusalem, when he found a crude sarcophagus. On opening it, he discovered a mummy completely intact. On further investigation, he determined that he must have this mummy inspected by professionals, so he called a museum in Jerusalem and told the curator that he had just discovered a mummy that was about 3500 years old who surely died of a heart attack.
The curator was skeptical, but the remains were transferred to the museum and thoroughly inspected.
The archaeologist received a phone call from the curator and the curator wanted to thank him for the incredible mummy and really wanted to know how he accurately dated the remains and determined the cause of death so accurately without x-rays or any of the highly technical tools the museum has.
The archaeologist simply replied:
"Well, I noticed he had a piece of parchment in his hand. Being able to read the older languages, I saw that it said '10,000 shekels on Goliath'"

 

[whiteva]

 

[Wasillaguy]

The real history of curling-
A shipment of granite disks with holes were shipped to the north with instructions as to their great value in transport and modernization.
Diagrams were included showing how to make carts, dollies, and grinders.
But alas, the northerners found it near impossible to maneuver these vehicles across the wind blown, glazed ice lake surfaces.
So they laid them on their sides, attached handles, and slid them down the ice betting beers on who could knock the other guy out of sight.

 

[Chef Duane]

Curling = Ice Bowling

 

[Wasillaguy]

We're at Guadalupe River State Park tonight.
I fear they have chipped the armadillos. This guy asked me if I liked Bad Bunny.

 

[Chef Duane]

Go 'Dillos!!

 

[Wasillaguy]

It's just a medieval opossum.

 

[jymbee]

Not a joke per se but... I've seen this sign in several bathhouses at different parks. Have to wonder what kind of activity took place in order to compel the park to post this notice??!

 

[Mark_K5LXP]

Have to wonder what kind of activity took place in order to compel the park to post this notice??!

 

[Lou Schneider]

Not a joke per se but... I've seen this sign in several bathhouses at different parks. Have to wonder what kind of activity took place in order to compel the park to post this notice??!

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Many Mexican restrooms have a container for used toilet paper because of inadequate sewer systems - they'll clog if you flush it down the toilet.

 

[whiteva]

Returning from a trip to the store I found the cops waiting for me. It seems my Smart house, Alexa and AI teamed up to take over and kick me out for being messy!

 

[SMR]

This was in the men's room at Crater of Diamonds State Park.....

 

[NY_Dutch]

Probably one of a very few places in the country where that sign actually makes sense.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

The good ole days….

 

[Punomatic]

I didn’t, but tincture of iodine was just as bad. OUCH!

 

[bigbAZ]

I don't have a picture but in a bar/restaurant in a remote area I used to go to there was a sign in the restroom that said "Please do not flush paper towels down the toilet" and someone wrote under it "OK we'll stop if you quit putting them in the soup and saying they're noodles"

The place was on top of a nearby mountain (Mt. Lemmon) and has long since burned down.

 

[John From Detroit]

Speaking of bars