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[Edd505]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Boat Bum]

The Egyptians worshipped cats as gods, they have never forgotten this.

 

[Edd505]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

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[Edd505]

 

[John From Detroit]

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[Chef Duane]

 

[bigbAZ]

Sunday school teacher: Who can tell me the name of Mary's husband? Yes Bobby?

Bobby: Verge!

Teacher: Verge?

Bobby: Yeah, you know, Verge and Mary.

 

[Boat Bum]

^ took a second

 

[Chef Duane]

When I was a young kid I thought my first name was Jesus. My mom always would say "Jesus, Duane!!"

Corollary:
I used to think my middle name was 'you little 5hit' because my mom would always say "Duane, you little 5hit!"

 

[Boat Bum]

I always thought my mother confused us with another family every time she yelled, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

 

[bigbAZ]

My folks moved around a lot when I was growing up, but I kept tracking them down.

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[John From Detroit]

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Ok just sent it to my ID-52 so in 4.5 hours it goes out on the radio.