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[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[John From Detroit]

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You got that straight. Do you like MUSIC (I know this girl and have this album on cassette)

Or do you prefer text (it's longer) but it's' the poem the song is taken from.

R. Kipling

The Female of the Species by Rudyard Kipling

Read, review and discuss the The Female of the Species poem by Rudyard Kipling on Poetry.com

www.poetry.com

 

[TestMule]

An old man was following his wife upstairs. After a few steps he remarked, “Yer gettin’ so old that your backside looks like an old washing machine.”

The wife says nothing and proceeds up the stairs.

After they had climbed into bed, the old man got a little amorous…you know…frisky, right?

As he hugged his wife she said, “I am not going to start up this old washing machine for such a small load. You are gonna to hafta hand wash it.”

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Chef Duane]

(This is just a joke so don't freak out, people.)

> NEWS FLASH <
JAPAN HAS STEPPED UP TO KEEP THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPEN!!

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[John From Detroit]

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YUP. that it is., (I"ve got both types though different brands)

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Edd505]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Jackiemac]

 

[NY_Dutch]

 

[jymbee]

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Took awhile...

 

[Wasillaguy]

This is why we travel.
Chickasha, OK

 

[Wasillaguy]

Wish we had been there at night. They say it shines green, with the soft glow of electric sex.

 

[Edd505]