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[Edd505]

 

[jymbee]

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Uh... only end quotes around the B?!? Looks like ol' Vince needs some lessons.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

A groaner, I know.

 

[Wasillaguy]

 

[Joezeppy]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

NASA only has a short time to prepare for a practical joke.

 

[dave541]

My wife left me an envelope with "Do not open until 2027" written on it.

Inside was a note with "This is why you cannot be trusted with simple instructions".

 

[Edd505]

if you know you know

 

[Edd505]

 

[whiteva]

Regulatory signs are only suggestions, just like turn signals!

 

[John From Detroit]

if you know you know

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Well you see he ran away on you.

I found a site (Harbor Freight as I recall) that sells a multi-pack of those (might be elsewhere)

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

It was 32 in Southeast Ohio last night. We should have stayed South!

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[old_toys]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Chef Duane]

About a week ago I filled my gas tank up with $120 worth of gas and drove off without paying. Today a judge fined me $75!

Follow me for more money saving tips!!

 

[DonTom]

About a week ago I filled my gas tank up with $120 worth of gas and drove off without paying. Today a judge fined me $75!

That reminds me of many years ago, where in NYC people wanted to park in the red zones because the fine was cheaper than parking in any public parking lot.

Of course that problem was easily corrected when the city jacked the fine way up.

-Don- Auburn, CA

 

[Wasillaguy]

At a diner I used to frequent, asked if I could have a glass of half-n-half instead of milk. The waitress said she wouldn't know what to charge me. I said, well it's half-n-half, how about half the price of milk?
Only worked once.

 

[Alaskansnowbirds]

To stop ants from coming into your house, leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it. It effects ant reproduction. The young are born without toes, so they can't climb into your cavity walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants…

 

[Wasillaguy]

Got a text that a tsunami was coming.
I texted right back and said I didn't order no damn sushi and I ain't paying for it either.