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[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[dave541]

 

[NY_Dutch]

I once watched a four horse team pull a stuck Class C out of the mud. It took a little effort to get it moving, but then it came right out. A 4WD pickup, Dodge as I recall, had failed to budge it.

 

[RayIN]

 

[Wasillaguy]

Let the punchlines flow.
Ok, I'll start-
"The quake occurred shortly after a landscaping project started at the edge of town."

 

[Chef Duane]

4.0!?? I'm from California. 4.0 wouldn't even make the news. Same in Alaska I suppose. Although Cooter is in that little puzzle piece of Missouri between Arkansas and Tennessee and lies on the New Madrid Fault Zone. I bet there's already a run on generators at the Harbor Fright.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[RayIN]

 

[Lou Schneider]

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Let the punchlines flow.
Ok, I'll start-
"The quake occurred shortly after a landscaping project started at the edge of town."

Hold my beer ...

 

[SMR]

This was on the men's room at Maumelle Park

 

[RayIN]

Oops!

 

[Jackiemac]

I saw a handy made sign on a dirt road behind the town of Greybull WY.

It said

SLOW DOWN YOUR DUST'S GOING IN MY BEER.

 

[Tulecreeper]

Saw this in Van Horn, TX in 2016.

 

[DonTom]

Saw this in Van Horn, TX in 2016.

I don't think I would care for Diesel Chicken!

But that reminds me of a sign on Hwy 50 which says:

"Eat here and get gas!"

-Don- Kingston Camp, NV

 

[Mark_K5LXP]

That's a sticker you can get at bucee's:

Mark B.
Albuquerque, NM

 

[Chef Duane]

Saw this in Van Horn, TX in 2016.

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Well, you can run your diesel truck on used cooking oil so turnabout is fairplay, I guess!

 

[RayIN]

 

[Lou Schneider]

That's a sticker you can get at bucee's:

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Mark B.
Albuquerque, NM

Bucees is a little late to the party. The restaurant on Hwy 50 had their sign back in the 60s.

 

[DonTom]

The restaurant on Hwy 50 had their sign back in the 60s.

Or was it the late 1950's? IIRC, the first time I saw it, I was around ten years old, while my parents were driving to Lake Tahoe.

-Don- Kingston Campground, NV

 

[DonTom]

Bucees is a little late to the party.

Do you recall the buses from the 1980's (IIRC) from the Fairfield Area Rapid Transit (FART)?

The side of the buses said:

"Is driving to work giving you gas pains?

If so, FART your way to work!"


-Don- Kingston Campground, NV