Ramblings 0f a old man

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bill dane

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    I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease-----  that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

    I was thinking about hoe a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on.  I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.

    Old age must be when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

    Thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.  May be like when we were in school and are cramming for their finals.  AS for me, I'm just hoping God grades in the curve.

    Was wondering why women do not but pictures  of missing husbands on beer cans if they really want them back!

Bill Dane    99 CC  Allure
 
Hey be thankful you have a garage, most of my stuff sits out in the open.

An old guy told me one when I asked how he was. His answer was, I'm still watching the daises grow from above them.
 
One of the older comics, I think George Burns, said when he wakes in the morning he reads the Obit's and if he dosen't see his name he gets up.
 
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    Someone should make a fitness movie for folks my age and call it "pumping rust".

    Employment applications always seem to ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.  At my age, I should put, " A Good Doctor!"

    Some people spend a lot on deodorant before they realize that people just don't like them anyway.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

    DW's idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    At my age, experience is a good thing.  It enables me to recognize a mistake when I make it again.

Bill Dane    99  CC  Allure








 

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