Paula, you need go no farther than site B22 at Catalina State Park in December in order to visit the Cousins. And no one needs to bring TP as long as Liza is around. Some people are concerned about not having enough money for retirement, and then there's Liza who's concerned about not having enough TP for the rest of her life and having it with her at all times. I'd just love to hear the conversation between she and Ray as they're packing the coach and deciding what things Ray has to leave behind in order to make room for an abundance of one of life's necessities.
What most of you don't know is that, even though Liza was a great trainer, The Happy Hooker lost the Quartzite Derby last January because she was carrying 123 pounds of extra weight in the form of TP. It was really hard to run with all that extra weight just so that Liza would never have to be farther than an arm's length away from a good soft wipe. And what a good sport she is to put up with all this crap. Although I guess that she's got enough paper to wipe it all away.