One of our boats was named "don't ComPROMISE" because my wife promised me a boat when she finished grad school.
That was replaced by WASOKI, which is an acronym for We Are Spending Our Kids Inheritance. (the name was displayed boldly on the side of the boat with the explanation in inch high letters below it. Whenever we would enter a channel or people were walking down the docks, we could tell when they were close enough to read the fine print. Elbows were used to nudge, others etc.) To this day there is still one lost soul who even after it was spelled out for him still was asking the the name meant.
Wasoki 2.0 was our first MH.
We are now on Wasoki 2.1