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Wigpro

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My winter season workamp position is winding down and my duties are not near as demanding, so the past couple evenings my happy hour has been in my comfortable chair in the cool desert evening watching the drive through nightly residents. Almost as good as watching at a boat ramp....

Currently we are having quite a few one night stands, people heading North after their winter in the Southern sunshine.

Our sites are 1/2 gravel and half paved with the gravel half on the utility side - in other words this is where you park.

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[*]Without looking most always pull in on the pavement side then unhook and TRY to reach the utilities - almost always too short to get water and electric and for sure reach the sewer hook-up. TIP - Look at your neighbors and get out and walk your site first - determine where the utilities are and position accordingly. I would also suggest you make sure all of your utility lines will reach before unhooking.
[*]Checklist - make a step by step checklist and follow it until you are sure your have the unhitching and hitching procedure well memorized.
[/list]A couple of the more humorous antics witnessed the past couple days.
  • Big brand new looking diesel pusher backing in - driver pulled up and walked the site with his significant other, directing her where he wanted to be and where to stand. BTW he correctly identified the gravel side of the site. He promptly backed in perfectly, easing back to a good sized palm tree. He stopped and got out and directed his wife to let him know when he was close to the palm tree...got back in and was inching back - CRASH - STOP she yelled. Rear corner of the fiberglass crunched in...needless to say the conversation after this was not pleasant.
  • FULL HAZMAT SUIT - The site directly next to me a large class C pulled in and parked, I was watching the hookup procedure and it seemed to be going fairly smooth with both people sharing in the duties, good job of directing in to the site and on the correct side. The wife mentions that the tanks are full and need dumping and that he should hook up the sewer connection. He said in a minute and pulls a large storage container out of a basement compartment and proceeds to put on a full hazmat suit - not just gloves but a whole suit including one of those fume masks like a painter uses - a respirator. By now I have said hello and could not help but ask if they were fearful of Ebola or something - he says no but it is a large tank and it always sprays all over. Pulls the sewer hose from the container and I notice it only has one end on it - the end that screws into the sewer connection in the ground but the other end is just the hose....he proceeds to try and push the bare hose up and into the RV. I say hold on there you are missing an end...he looks befuddled. I said wait, I will show you....I have a spare short hose for using with my blue tank, so I retrieve it and explain that one end locks onto the RV and works much better. My hose was long enough so we hook it up and he says well that is much easier....we had a couple beers and he said I think I have the other end, but could not figure out how to put it on the hose...it had one of those clamps which is wire and you rotate it on the wire in the hose which pulls it up over the hump - pain in the neck to get on, but I helped him and I think he can now lose the full suit.
  • Make sure you are in the correct site - last night a 30 foot fifth wheel backed in and worked tirelessly for about an hour getting it in position and then level - including having to hitch back up and move twice. Then they walked over to the electrical pedestal which is numbered and realized they were in the wrong site...so they hitched back up and moved over one space and spent another hour plus getting set again. Sadly I thought they were just re-positioning again, as by the time I walked over, I could have suggested just going to the office and changing their site number...
  • Then there are those that hit it perfect, last night a little old lady who could barely see over the steering wheel of a fairly large class A - pulled up and got out walked the site and pulled forward and backed in perfectly then was fully hooked up and level in under 15 minutes total, including putting out the manual awning...I was impressed.

I will be here for another couple weeks with limited duties, so I imagine the chair and a few beers for more evening entertainment is in my future...if you are in Twentynine Palms RV Resort - no names have been mentioned so no harm no foul...and enjoy your stay!
Enjoy,
Jim












 
Love the stories Jim, especially the hazmat suit story. I was sitting in my site one afternoon near the Tetons when a large fifth wheel drove past my site. I was shocked because he was headed for a dead end cull-de-sac that I knew he could not negotiate. So I walked down to see what he was going to do when he got there. By the time I got there he had attempted to make a u turn in the cull-de-sac and was trapped. There were a few large trees in the middle and he was just plain stuck. The trees were keeping him from completing his turn. So he goes and gets the host, who is a friend of his and comes back with a small saw and proceeds to cut down the smallest of the three trees that were defeating him. After cutting down the tree (by this time we had a crowd watching this goat rope) he attempts to drive forward again only to be defeated by an  even larger tree. At this point I could not  take it any longer and went over and explained to him that the only solution available to him was to back out of their. He didn't want to do it and after another ten minutes of trying the impossible he finally decided to back out. I wish I would have videoed the whole thing, it was great.
 
;D Thanks for the laughs. The hazmat story was priceless.
 
by this time we had a crowd watching this goat rope

This comment, right here, is HILARIOUS!!!!!  ;D

I'm sure the Hubs and I will add to the stories retold by the experienced RV'rs. I can see it already (hopefully without the crushing fiberglass part)


It's good to know there are other gomers out there than just myself.

Us too  ;D

 
Your story reminds me of the scene from "RV",  where the crowd gathers around with chairs and such to watch Robin Williams drain his holding tanks.
 
I personally. Now a person.  Not I dident say he's a friend.  That on more then one occasion.  Just picks the best sight and Parks in it any way.  And then when the person that went thure the trouble of reserving that particular site shows up. With the camp ground ouner, he just bully's them into letting him stay their bacauae he has already set up. And clamed it was a honest mistake.    They are also the same people that completely about the food at a restaurant no matter how good it really was in hopes of getting the meal comped.......... I now behavior. Like this is why the Jellystone campground we go to alot escorts every camper to their proper site via golf cart.
 
Ah the joys of the RV lifestyle but most of us survived the early stages of our education.

My wife and I used to love to spend a month or so on Galveston Island each winter, this was in the days prior to Hurricane Ike flattening the park.  In those days it was simply a one lane loop road and there were no pull through spaces, basically the park had been designed in the 1960's for that era of camper not the beasts we drive around today.  Every Friday the entertainment arrives from Houston.  People who haven't driven/towed their rigs for months that had sworn that they were going to get off early enough to beat the I-45 rush hour and who of course failed to do so.  They begin arriving in earnest around 5ish and we and our neighbors threatened to sit outside with cocktails and paper plates with numbers written on them to score the performances, of course not really wanting to get into a fist fight we used our discretion and skipped the plates with numbers.  The pressure was always on since the person attempting to back in was also holding up as many as six others who wanted to do the same thing further down the loop.  If a potential RV/Camper owner would have seen the stress generated by this they would have run to the nearest time share condo salesman and signed the contract.

Personally I would suggest that when you see someone struggling that maybe we should offer a helping hand instead of sitting back and giggling.  We were all virgins once after all.
 
I will not take backing directions from anyone but my wife and will not give them.

No one but us has money invested in our fifth wheel and I do not want the responsibility of some one backing over a faucet or into a tree because he can't follow my directions.

I think that campgrounds that provide a "spotter" that gives directions are opening themselves up for a lot of liability. It is a law suit happy world out there.
 
I have always wished I could have taken videos of such situations, but never had the nerve.  Like the guy driving a large trailer who kept jackknifing whenever he backed up.  He made three complete drives around the campground loop, each time jackknifing as he backed up, then driving around and trying it again, with the same result.  Took him over an hour just to get his rig is what was really a very big spot.  Provided me with a lot of entertainment, however.

Course the day I backed into a huge tree no doubt provided similar entertainment to everyone that day. 
 
I helped a guy out the other weekend. He was fairly new at pulling a travel trailer. He couldn't get OUT of his site. Knowing the site because we host there, I was impressed that he got got his trailer in there to begin with. I'm sure he struggled. I ended up pulling out a post so the back of the trailer could swing past where the post was interfering. His wife was doing a decent job directing, but he was driving like he was in a timed event. She had to guess at what was going to happen and tell him directions about a second ahead of what was going to happen. Very frustrating for both. I got him out of the site and told him to slow down and things would go much better for both of them. I'm sure he provided a good bit of entertainment for others.
 
JeffandTracy said:
This comment, right here, is HILARIOUS!!!!!  ;D
I used to do a lot of country dancing. There was a small group of cowboys who did not know how to do any normal country dance so they did one we all snickered about called 'goat roping' where you basically treating your partner like an animal dancing roughly with their partner. Hard to describe but funny to watch.
 
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