Joke Alert... The PK9 Security system.
Burglar breaks into house.. he's filling his pillow case with silver when he hears a voice:
"Jesus is watching you"
He freezes, looks around carefully, sees nothing and goes back to work..
Again he hears "Jesus is watching you".
Again he sees nothing and returns to work, and again he hears "Jesus is watching you"
This time though he figures out the source, a Myna bird in a cage
He addresses the bird: So what you may be watching me but what can you do about it, and what kind of stupid owner names his bird Jesus anyway?
The bird replies: Oh, my name is not Jesus, My name is Moses
The burglar then says "Ok then what kind of stupid owner names his bird Moses?
The Bird replies: Same kind as names his Rottweiler Jesus,,,, and Jesus is watching you.
Now,, at this point, we have one PROPERLY ALARMED burglar.