Alpena Jeff
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You are probably right.
I do not do Facebook or any of those things so prolly why they're new to me.
I do not do Facebook or any of those things so prolly why they're new to me.
Post a joke
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SeilerBird
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I am on Facebook and I have seen none of these memes.
Back2PA
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Holy smokes, wondered what all the action was over here suddenly!
(I checked Amazon, and the voltage testers seem to be back-ordered. I hope they get them in soon, I need to start my Christmas shopping.
;D )
(I checked Amazon, and the voltage testers seem to be back-ordered. I hope they get them in soon, I need to start my Christmas shopping.
;D )
RVMommaTo6
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Wow! Some people are hard to please. You would think this forum would be the last place people would come bring grumpiness. I'm on FB and I don't see these circulating, but I positively apologize if I forced anyone to look at something funny more than once.
BinaryBob
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RVMommaTo6 said:
RVMommato6... You're my kinda humor.....
I hope our paths meet somewhere down the road.....
Alpena Jeff
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Smoooooth!Sun2Retire said:Holy smokes, wondered what all the action was over here suddenly!
(I checked Amazon, and the voltage testers seem to be back-ordered. I hope they get them in soon, I need to start my Christmas shopping.
SeilerBird
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BinaryBob said:
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RVMommaTo6
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lol I'm glad someone appreciates it!! DW and I were laughing our buts off looking at these last night.
I'm not on FB either, so I haven't seen them before. Keep 'em coming! ;D 8))
Between you and Tom Hoffman, and a couple of others, things you guys post are often the highlight of my day.
I'm not on FB either, so I haven't seen them before. Keep 'em coming! ;D 8)
)Between you and Tom Hoffman, and a couple of others, things you guys post are often the highlight of my day.
RVMommaTo6
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RVMommaTo6 said:
I like your style.
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Sesame Street taught me the importance of kindness and empathy.
Wiley Coyote taught me that you could run on thin air, as long as you don't look down.
And most importantly, Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
Wiley Coyote taught me that you could run on thin air, as long as you don't look down.
And most importantly, Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
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BinaryBob said:
I'd bet a serious debate could ensue over which one is "Bob" and which one is the "rookie".
Tom Hoffman
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The lady confidently walked around the room with a raised glass of water while leading a seminar and explaining stress management to her audience.
Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'Half empty or half full?'
She fooled them all. "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."
As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.
So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Pick them up again tomorrow if you must.
1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully.. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8. Never buy a car you can't push.
9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12. The second mouse gets the cheese.
13. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19. Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
20. Save the earth.... It's the only planet with beer and fine wine!
* Today someone asked me if I liked you all. I laughed, and I said, "Ha! That's funny!! I absolutely LOVE them!! They're funny, caring, crazy as heck, sweet, beautiful, they're reading this email right now & I love them!!"
*Send this to ten people you love!! & I better be one!!!!*
*Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says~~ "Oh Crap, she?s/he's up!*
Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'Half empty or half full?'
She fooled them all. "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."
As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.
So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Pick them up again tomorrow if you must.
1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully.. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8. Never buy a car you can't push.
9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12. The second mouse gets the cheese.
13. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19. Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
20. Save the earth.... It's the only planet with beer and fine wine!
* Today someone asked me if I liked you all. I laughed, and I said, "Ha! That's funny!! I absolutely LOVE them!! They're funny, caring, crazy as heck, sweet, beautiful, they're reading this email right now & I love them!!"
*Send this to ten people you love!! & I better be one!!!!*
*Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says~~ "Oh Crap, she?s/he's up!*
Roy M
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) I like it.
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