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[Gizmo]

A man was at a diner eating his pie when 3- rough looking biker dudes walked in. The first crushed his cigarette in the man’s pie laughed and sat down. The second spit in the nan’s glass of milk, laughed and sat down. The third turned the man’s plate over, laughed and sat with the other two. The man quietly got up, paid his bill and left. One man commented to the waitress “not much of a man is he” to which the waitress replied, not much of a truck driver either, he just backed up on 3-motorcycles.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Dusty Traveler]

 

[Domo]

What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has five...

 

[Tulecreeper]

What has four letters, sometimes has nine and never has five...

Yes...

 

[jymbee]

 

[Ray-IN]

Be decisive, right or wrong make a decision.
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels.

 

[Kirk]

 

[Kirk]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

Who likes hot sauce?

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Chef Duane]

Guys goes into the Dr.'s office and informs the Doctor that he's having a few probs his new girlfriend and he wants something enhance his Johnson. Dr. says "Oh that's easy. Everyday when you get home from work just rub a little olive oil on it. Work it in real good. You'll see a difference in no time!" So that's what the guy does. Six weeks later he goes back to the Doctor for a followup. "So how we doing?" asks the Doctor. "Not so good, Doc. Everyday I'd come home and rub Crisco on it but nothing seems to be happening. No difference." "Wait a second..." the Doctor says. "Did you say Crisco!?" "Well yeah" he replies. "Didn't have any olive oil so I just figured I'd use Crisco." Doc exclaims "You can't use Crisco!! That's shortening'!!"

Old Chef joke.