Probably lots of links to stories, but I don't know how to find 'em...so Am I the only one who's done dumb stuff right off the bat? OK, I'll start. 2014 Montana fifth wheel. Forgot to close the fridge door , closed the slide for the kitchen and snapped off one of the cabinet door handles. Left the table rotated 90 deg, closed the slide and smashed the table against the kitchen counter. Lost the handle to one of the dump valves. Must have been a loose screw. Bent the bottom of the back ladder somehow..maybe backing into a hill? Blew a tire and assumed the extra drag was because the engine was having problems....guy flagged me down and said my tire was on fire...mostly smoke. Forgot to raise the front landing gear (twice) because I was too focused on making sure the slides were in all the way. Forgot to put the cap on the sewer fitting (3 times). Tried to manually level on a really unlevel spot. The auto level said too much tilt. Pulled the lower trim loose due to frame flex. But...mother of all stupid. First trip, came out of a parking lot and misjudged the "cut the corner" issue. Crunched a guys brand new rear quarter panel and smashed a BIG dent in the lower aluminum sheet by the trailer door. I probably forgot the rest. Just would like to know I'm not the only idiot. If I am, tell me to quit posting.... :-[