Just Don
Well-known member
It doesn?t matter how friendly your dogs are they should be
leashed in any camp grounds!!!
So let me tell the story or incident as it should be called, to this day I still get a headache thinking of it.
Being up early is some thing I can't help. But trying to come up with some thing to do and not bother other
people is even harder.
So we where park at a COE CG in AR and it was before 8am when I decided to go and dump black water tank.
Wow for this time of the year it was really nice out this morning. Birds where sing, squirrels where being
squirrely and mocking birds where mocking! This is actually what I recall from the previous morning, but not of this day.
So I go gather up my honey pot and quietly pull it around to the dumping valve, I have another valve at the end of pipe
to control the flow operation. So hooking up the hose making sure every things ago.
I'M in a position butt up in the air head down closer to what I'M doing. (yes I have learned to squat, us my legs not my back).
About that time I feel some thing go up my butt(so to speak, I was getting a crouch sniff). I'M fully dress let me point this out.
Well reacting to the intrusion and the invasion of my privacy area. I stood up rather quickly.(I also don?t like doctors and
prostate exams) Can you imagine I forgot my slide was there, of course the corner wasn?t a good place to hit it. Having a
hard head I probably moved the slide or rv. So a little while later when I woke up the birds and stars where so pretty, of course
it went along with the headache and the stupid dog French kissing me. It took a while before I started actually being able to focus.
Realizing this wasn't a dream and wasn't some sexy lady trying to run there tongue down my throat, but I think it did bring me to.
It had rained that night so I was actually now laying in mud, blood and no beer.
So after getting my sh** together and taking several swings at the neighbors well behaved mutt.(he was faster than me in my
near vegetable state, not being a violent guy I?d wish to trash him terribly and would have choked him) My head was bleeding it
was all over. How long I laid there I don?t know.
I went to talk with them before going to the ER for stitches. So after doing the Texas two step( you know two steps forward one
step back, circle) to my great neighbors RV they assured me that there well behaved mutt (his name was Wolf, it was amazing
when they called him, WOOLF WOLF going around the CG, always sound like they where barking) wouldn?t bother or hurt us all,
as I stood there with blood trickling down my face and off my chin. Of course it wasn?t that there dog intending to hurt me, so it
seemed it was my fault, isn?t it always.
Why the dog did this I don?t think I was in heat. I wasn't dress provocatively or did I try to entice or lead him on! Or neither
did I have milk bone dog biscuits underwear on, you know the ones, right there eatable.
After going to ER and a few stitches and only costing $300+/- (this would have paid for a month at COE) for trying to dump my
black tank. Cost would have been great if I had x-rays to check for concussion!
What was I thinking stupid me rules are to be broken, I should have dumped the black water on the ground, right!(COE would
have came down on me like a heard of turtles or a load of bricks) So going back to CEO CG I was going to talk to neighbors about
bill, imagine that. Low and behold they decide to leave three days early and was gone.
Yes it?s okay to laugh about this every one does when I tell it, I do also, but there for a week I had a headache.
Go a head and let those mutt?s run wild damn the rules. Ever time a dog runs up wanting to sniff my crouch I now get a head
ache and feel violated all over again. Don?t let it hurt your feelings if I take a kick at your mutt's head, it?s just a natural tick I have
developed.
You know it was all my fault!
Don Gertz Jr
leashed in any camp grounds!!!
So let me tell the story or incident as it should be called, to this day I still get a headache thinking of it.
Being up early is some thing I can't help. But trying to come up with some thing to do and not bother other
people is even harder.
So we where park at a COE CG in AR and it was before 8am when I decided to go and dump black water tank.
Wow for this time of the year it was really nice out this morning. Birds where sing, squirrels where being
squirrely and mocking birds where mocking! This is actually what I recall from the previous morning, but not of this day.
So I go gather up my honey pot and quietly pull it around to the dumping valve, I have another valve at the end of pipe
to control the flow operation. So hooking up the hose making sure every things ago.
I'M in a position butt up in the air head down closer to what I'M doing. (yes I have learned to squat, us my legs not my back).
About that time I feel some thing go up my butt(so to speak, I was getting a crouch sniff). I'M fully dress let me point this out.
Well reacting to the intrusion and the invasion of my privacy area. I stood up rather quickly.(I also don?t like doctors and
prostate exams) Can you imagine I forgot my slide was there, of course the corner wasn?t a good place to hit it. Having a
hard head I probably moved the slide or rv. So a little while later when I woke up the birds and stars where so pretty, of course
it went along with the headache and the stupid dog French kissing me. It took a while before I started actually being able to focus.
Realizing this wasn't a dream and wasn't some sexy lady trying to run there tongue down my throat, but I think it did bring me to.
It had rained that night so I was actually now laying in mud, blood and no beer.
So after getting my sh** together and taking several swings at the neighbors well behaved mutt.(he was faster than me in my
near vegetable state, not being a violent guy I?d wish to trash him terribly and would have choked him) My head was bleeding it
was all over. How long I laid there I don?t know.
I went to talk with them before going to the ER for stitches. So after doing the Texas two step( you know two steps forward one
step back, circle) to my great neighbors RV they assured me that there well behaved mutt (his name was Wolf, it was amazing
when they called him, WOOLF WOLF going around the CG, always sound like they where barking) wouldn?t bother or hurt us all,
as I stood there with blood trickling down my face and off my chin. Of course it wasn?t that there dog intending to hurt me, so it
seemed it was my fault, isn?t it always.
Why the dog did this I don?t think I was in heat. I wasn't dress provocatively or did I try to entice or lead him on! Or neither
did I have milk bone dog biscuits underwear on, you know the ones, right there eatable.
After going to ER and a few stitches and only costing $300+/- (this would have paid for a month at COE) for trying to dump my
black tank. Cost would have been great if I had x-rays to check for concussion!
What was I thinking stupid me rules are to be broken, I should have dumped the black water on the ground, right!(COE would
have came down on me like a heard of turtles or a load of bricks) So going back to CEO CG I was going to talk to neighbors about
bill, imagine that. Low and behold they decide to leave three days early and was gone.
Yes it?s okay to laugh about this every one does when I tell it, I do also, but there for a week I had a headache.
Go a head and let those mutt?s run wild damn the rules. Ever time a dog runs up wanting to sniff my crouch I now get a head
ache and feel violated all over again. Don?t let it hurt your feelings if I take a kick at your mutt's head, it?s just a natural tick I have
developed.
You know it was all my fault!
Don Gertz Jr