Reader's Digest version:
- We're going to use any info we can glean off you to make money, even if we make it sound like we won't
- In a hundred different ways we're going to do our darndest to track everything you do, catalog everything you buy, note every link you click, and take note of where you are via your IP address which is probably cross referenced to street address
- We'll do everything we can to cross reference your activities on your home computer with those from your smart phone so we can get an even better idea what you're up to
- If you use our service from any other computer we're going to take note of your IP address/location of that computer and add it to the dossier we're keeping on you and selling to the highest bidder, including data coagulators who have gathered info from you from any number of sources
You expressly give us permission to do this. If you don't like it, you can go to Google. 'Course they're way better at it than we are (recall that they decided awhile back to remove the company motto, "Don't be evil" from its code of conduct)