US Coast Guard: Vessel approaching: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
US Navy: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
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US Navy: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
US Coast Guard: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
US Navy: This is the aircraft carrier
USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States'
Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
US Coast Guard: This is a
lighthouse. Your call.
Semper Paratus