Ian
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There are only 5 questions, so don't get all excited or confused yet.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces between the question and answers below are there are so you don't see the correct answers until you've made your answer.
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.OK, relax, clear your mind and scroll down for your first question:
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.1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread," go to Question 2.
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.2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," maybe you shouldn't even attempt to answer the next question. Your brain is apparently over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature, such as "Guns and Ammo." However, if you said "water," proceed to question 3.
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.3. If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
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.4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 30,000 feet over Germany (if you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can make it to the airport, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't bury survivors.
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.If you said ANYTHING else, you're in real bad shape and for your own sake you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next and final question.
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.5. Without using a calculator or a pencil and paper...You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
Or have you forgotten.... it was YOU driving the BUS!!
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Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces between the question and answers below are there are so you don't see the correct answers until you've made your answer.
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.OK, relax, clear your mind and scroll down for your first question:
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.1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread," go to Question 2.
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.2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," maybe you shouldn't even attempt to answer the next question. Your brain is apparently over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature, such as "Guns and Ammo." However, if you said "water," proceed to question 3.
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.3. If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
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.4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 30,000 feet over Germany (if you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can make it to the airport, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't bury survivors.
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.If you said ANYTHING else, you're in real bad shape and for your own sake you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next and final question.
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.5. Without using a calculator or a pencil and paper...You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
Or have you forgotten.... it was YOU driving the BUS!!
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Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
